Bad puns and Jokes that'll make you go, "Ha... ha..."
Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.
Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.
In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also probably be daily because I make bad puns and jokes a lot. ☆ #638 in Humor (6/6/17) ☆
I make a lot of bad jokes and puns. They've become part of my personality. So, what better way to express my personality than a book full of them!
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