MY NAME IS HATE

A bleak, steampunky western in which a pregnant woman hunts down her runaway husband, with a mysterious black dog hot on her heels.

don't move.

It's like rain drops on rose petals. Or sunlight splashing tree leaves. A creek rushing past rocks that break through the water. A warm breeze brushing through grass in a meadow. It's something great. It's something beautiful. But you can't have beauty without pain right?

Beastly Little Boy

An unruly ten year old boy, consumed by grief after the death of his father two years ago, has gradually turned into a bear. His mother has him captured and sent deep into the forest after she realizes that she cannot properly care for him. Now left to fend for himself, Bernard must adapt to life in the wilderness whi...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

When Shit Went Down (Warrior Cat FanFic)

The territories are ruled by the stupidest cats ever, cats such as: Dickstar of AssClan, Mydealercutmeoffstar of StonerClan, Ashstar of IdontgiveashitClan, Titsmcgeestar of WhoreClan, OCDstar of WeneedmedicalhelpClan, and Doyoumindstar of SassyClan. Welcome to their world. You should've left while you could.

Exile of the Clave

Exile of the Clave picks up immediately following the events of Prince of the Courts and follows Sera as she desperately searches for answers across the globe. Rayce struggles with the burden on his shoulders and the weight of his new memories as his Morgenstern legacy threatens to consume him in a spiral of madness...

Prince of the Courts

NOW A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY! Lovingly based on a world (and some characters) created by Cassandra Clare. Prince of the Courts takes place 25 years after the Cold Peace is signed at the end of City of Heavenly Fire and follows two new main characters through the Faerie Courts, the Mundane world, and the side of Do...

Skyrim Tips/Tricks

🐲 Some Tips And Tricks For Skyrim 🐲

Warriors: Clockwise

Hero pretty much has this whole life thing figured out. Ever since he was a kit, he has had the astounding ability to find any object, item, or creature that he sets his mind to. He spends his days sleeping on the sunlit window of his two-leg partner's workshop, and his nights out prowling the city on the hunt for d...

Ten Reasons Not To Die

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to ma...

The Ballad Of The MoonClan Roleplay

We've all seen some cliché and terrible roleplays. This spoof is going to pick fun at those wretchedly awful roleplays! Follow the adventures of lots of cliché cats controlled by idiotic twolegs as they slowly break the fourth wall! Cover made by @Featherfrost_ and concept by Fiyahh.

I May or May Not Have an Evil Plan

[Cover and concept by Frostfire] Welcome to our new show, hosted by Missingfur, who may or may not be planning to take over the world.

50 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Jayfeather's Den

|* Hit #687 in Humor*| |*Top Jayfeather Stories' Award by Wattpad*| |* '#3 Top Brambleclaw Stories' Award by Wattpad*| Brambleclaw and Jayfeather portrayed in this comedy/script spoof DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDDOS HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS TO DO ALL STUNTS. WHICH BASICALLY, THEY ARE DOING THE WHOLE THING. WHY AM I...

Warrior Cats Name Generator!

Having trouble what name you should have? No problem! This is the perfect book for you to decide! NOTE: This book was made years ago so prepare yourself for some terrible grammar and cringe!