For You

In which a troubled boy who often finds himself at a loss for words falls in love with a poet who only has her words.

the aftermath of us ✓

leslie and trevor broke up. [ extended synopsis inside ] 2017

Hot Line | ✓

in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.

Six Word Stories

unspoken stories in only six words. /// 11.11.15 #2 in Short Story ///

Six Word Stories II

some more stories in six words. - A second collection of six word stories. Reading the first is not required; each chapter tells a stand-alone tale.

u n r e a l • b o o k t w o ✓

❝She was my dream girl − but I knew eventually I had to wake up.❞ Sequel to, u n r e q u i t e d All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017

u n r e q u i t e d • b o o k o n e ✓

❝This is a why her, why not me story.❞ All rights reserved @ o p t i c a l i t y | 2017

Say Hello For Me

"Hello, we are here to advise you on all your questions, concerns, and problems related to relationships. How may I assist you today?" "I think my girlfriend is cheating on me." Everything started with this simple line.

Snow Boots (#3)

"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ...

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

Eye Drops (#2)

"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist. How old are you?" "Um, I don't think it'd be the greatest idea for th...

Talks and Texts [ #1]

Jessica Summers, borderline perfectionist and worrier, gets paired with the monosyllabic and sad Jacob Lawson for an art project. From long, frustrating silences to late night research sessions at the museum, this is the story of two people who outwardly couldn't be more different but in reality are so much alike. ...

Chits and Chats [ #2]

Someone is sending Megan Jackson the sweetest love notes and Megan Jackson is no great detective but she is not going to give up on finding the true identity of the person behind the notes. What she didn't envision was the amount of work it takes to apply the powers of deduction and detection to a seemingly easy probl...

Our Talks

#1 Our Talks A (text) love story of two shy high school nerds. The book is in the form of a series of texts exchanged between the characters. cover by @gnarly- #10 in Short Story 07/06/16 Copyright © 2015 by Greywritinghood All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitte...

caffé mocha {3}

❝i've seen you around here a lot.❞ ❝i know this is the best starbucks around.❞ ❝aren't all starbucks the same?❞ ❝no other starbucks has a girl like you.❞ -- just a pinch of love #3 -- #118 in Humor (3.12.15)

chinese takeout {1}

❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

golden willow {2}

❝so my dad says you're the new waitress.❞ ❝yup.❞ ❝what's your name?❞ ❝reema, but everyone calls me reem. who's the guy on the phone?❞ ❝my brother.❞ ❝he's pretty cute.❞ ❝he's pretty taken.❞ -- just a pinch of love #2 -- #400 in Humor (6.17.15) #82 in Humor (3.5.16)

Pepperoni Pizza

❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞ ❝D-de-delivery.❞ ❝What would you like this evening?❞ ❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞ ❝...❞ ❝...❞ ❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞ ----- In which a socially awkward girl attempts to order pizza only to meet a fli...

Suicide Helpline

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." ...