Jokes
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Stupid texts I will reply to all comments and if you have any funny texts I will publish them and shoutout . Btw none of these are mine so don't get mad if these are yours
"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
In 2013, a young girl called: Carmen Winstead was pushed down into a sewer by a group of five girls that she thought were her new friends, at her new High School. She wanted to start a new life at a new school, but unfortunately that didn't go very well for her. Because, as soon as those bullies pushed her into the se...
When Carmen Winstead was forced to move, she thought it would be torture; just like everything else in her life. But then she meets a group of seemingly nice girls. Are they really who they seem? And did they really push her?
Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.
WARNING : READ AT YOUR OWN RISK annie96 is typing... The creepiest chat history you'll ever read Pascal Chatterjee
How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...
Highest ranking in horror-- #1 Lucy Belle was just an ordinary 7-year-old girl living in the 1950's. She had a loving family, good grades, and lots of friends. That is until she met the mysterious ghost, Susan. This story is a series of Lucy Belle's diary entries, explaining her life in a short and sweet way. Enjoy!
Hey guys! This is book two! You guys loved the last one and I have plenty of memes to go around! Let's do this!!! All pics from online!
This story may include cussing, violence and mature content. Reader discretion is advised.
Ella Lucilla, a normal sixteen year old girl from Lansing, Michigan, and her best friend Christa Lackey are both huge fans of the hit television show America's Got Talent. When seventeen year old magician Collins Key auditions for the show, Ella and him immediately spark up a friendship over twitter. Fans insist there...
You enter a "Meeting the Keys" contest, where you have the chance to fly to California to meet Devan and Collins Key. You get news one morning while your I'm class that you are in the selected people. But there's still a chance you'll get something else that's up for grabs, like a signed picture, merch, or just a Skyp...
Larry and Spongebob are best friends but will they become closer and more then just best friends?
I was 12 years old at the time,and me and my family were going on vacation.There was me my younger sister Sarah and my mom and dad.We were heading to my grandma's house to pick her up.About halfway through the trip we were running out of gas.There wasn't a gas station in site.There's a building,I pointed out to my dad...
A little girl bought a doll from a garage sale , few weeks later Weird things started to happen in the house, She went back to the place where she bought it , but no one was there the owner Had died after the mysterious accident and died. And then she had found out what was in the doll....!
My name is Emily. Two years ago I lost everything. I thought I could start a new life. I thought Abby was gone. I thought I'd never see Jasper again. I thought I would never have to play another game of hide and seek in my life. Turns out I was wrong. Dead wrong. AGAIN... Series#2 (Grammar and spelling fixed by @Whisp...
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"Don't cry. We still have each other." Angela looked around her then froze and looked down to see her doll Sally smiling at her. Angela was shocked. "You talk ?" She smiled. "Of course I do. I was sent from the heavens to be your best friend. And nothing can tear us apart." Angela smiled and wiped her eyes off. She hu...