All About A Scorpio

Everything you'll need to know about me and every other Scorpio out there.

In Just 3 Words

Encouragement and advice in just three simple words.

Wrong Number

"Hey Scotty, I-I-I just wanted to *hiccup* tell,tell you that I love you man. Your like my best broski like ever and, and you-" "I'm not Scotty. You're drunk. Hang up." "Jayden is not drunk. Lady on other end is meanie!" "Are you referring to yourself in the third person while crying?!" ↜♏↝ Bold= Jayden Regular=...

Quotes & Sayings

"What a curious power words have." ~~~ I have about a million quotes that are usually just bouncing around in my head but every once in a while I have a chance to share them. When I'm able to share them it lifts the spirits of the those around me and on many occasions brought smiles to my friends faces. So I dec...

Have a Laugh

Please come in. Have a laugh with me. These're just a bunch of random jokes, insults, comebacks and other funny stuff. _____________________________ Published: 11.5.16 _____________________ {NONE ARE MINE UNLESS I SAY THEY ARE SO YEAH I'M JUST SHARING THE LAUGHTER}