Jokes, Quotes, and Insults

A list of jokes, quotes, and insults I have seen, heard, or came up with over the years. I do not take credit for all the jokes found in here.

Shape-Shifter

Mia Kimberly Ashton is not very simple. Whether it be her clothes or the way she acts, she is not girly by any means. Her parents were killed when she was five and now she wonders around and comes into contact with one pack setting her whole world off track. Follow Mia and her dog Tank on a sort of adventure in Mia's...

The Horse Shifter and the Alpha

Majesty is an undefeated race horse that has stayed in horse form for 3 years. But, what happens when an accident on the race track leaves her and her jockey hurt. And has to be put down. But, what happens when her mates beta is at the race. Will he stop her owner by buying her? Will she let him touch her? Will her ma...

Horse Shifter

There was a girl named Amanda she is he only horse shifter in the world because vampires and werewolves killed them. Now vampires and werewolves claim horse shifters are a myth. What happened when Amanda runs into a werewolf that happens to be her mate? Will her mate accept or reject her? Will her mate find out what s...

Living in A Pack (Book One)

Iris is a polar bear shape shifter. Her whole life she has lived with her parents in the Arctic, being bear shifters they prefer to be solitary, but when her parents die, it's all going to change. Iris, following her mothers dying wish, joins a pack. Although it's strange at first she learns to love it, makes some rea...

The Arabian horse shifter (Book 1)

What happens when Sonyadore, a 15 year old girl that has the capability to shift into a beautiful black Arabian mare is captured and taken away from her herd, will she find her mate or even peace?

Wild At Heart

---WARNING! EXTREMELY CRINGY!--- Horse shifters and Werewolves When Alisa Adams (horse shifter) turns sixteen she wishes for a beautiful stallion that she can settle down with, have a foal or two. But it seems that luck isn't always on her side. Captured on her birthday and given to a soon-to-be-Alpha as an early bi...

Secret Changes

Coral was just a normal horse when her mom died and her herd disappeared. She continued life hidden in a valley, but one day she was forced to run from there too. After an attack she had to befriend someone and soon someone was after them. So they started an adventure neither one of them guessed would ever happen.

The Princess's Stallion

When Princess Elliot buys a horse from a witch, she expects a hunting horse she can ride with her husband the prince. Instead she gets a horse-shifter, that hopes one day he will become fully human. Princess Elliot wants to help him, but can she balance and adventure of a lifetime, and her job of being princess?

The Alphas Mate

This is a story about Anna a 18 year old horse shifter that lives a normal life until she's captured and sold at auction to a Alpha that turns out to be something important. Lucas Alpha of the Dawn Sky Pack has been searching for his mate for 3 years and is starting to give up , but on his 20th birthday he gets a gif...

The Arabian Horse Shifter (rewrite)

Feeling alone amongst her herd, Sonyadore feels lost. As though she doesn't belong. Shifters function from the company of other shifters, so when she finds her mate, being caught and broken in doesn't seem too bad. That's until trouble with pretty brown eyes comes along.

Get Off Of My Back (REWRITING)

None of us remember how good a family is until they are gone. I had to figure this out for myself when my herd was attacked. Nothing was left but a tiny filly with a butterscotch colored coat. I saw it all even though my mother had just given birth to me. Large wolves attacked everyone without warning and I couldn't d...

The Black Beauty (Wattys 2015)

Have you ever experienced the wind flapping through your mane and forelock as you gallop through vast plains and over rocky slopes? Have you ever known what freedom feels like, knowing that it isn't free? Of course you haven't. You aren't a horse-shifter like me. Well that so called freedom can be ta...

The Super Filly

16yr old Caitlyn saves a horse that will change her life forever. But how will this mare and her soon to be born foal change Not only Caitlyn's life but Caitlyn her self, and how will Caitlyn change this mare's and her foal's life? Read to find out.

Horse Quotes

Hey, so idek why I'm writing a horse quotes book, but I AM. DON'T JUDGE MEEE!!!!!!! Anywayz, if u like horses plz read this book and plz vote and comment!! Also, just like all my other quote books, I haven't make these quotes up and I'm not really taking credit for them either.

The Homeless Horse

Some call me hope. Some say I bring luck. But to me, I'm just looking for the one I'll spend the rest of my life with. Abandoned as a foal, I was taught by myself, my instincts. I saw many tamed horses with great companions, who they dearly loved. I've seen many go wrong though. So I'm searching. For the right one. Al...

Horse Haven

**First Story! No hate!** Fifteen year old Alex Frasier has grown up around horses all her life. Her parents own a ranch where they give horseback riding lessons. Ever since her first lesson at the ranch, she has been best friends with Erin, a horse loving girl and a star on the volleyball team. Her life is perfect, u...

Boys & Horses

Hi I'm Laura, and i hate boys, well till i meet the most sexiest boy ever! follow Laura and she finds that maybe she can trust the opposite sex, and her Horse Dancer who helps her along the way, she to has to learn to like the opposite sex! Horse like Owner!! Enjoy the read

Recovery

BOOK 1 OF RECOVERY SERIES Grace Adams has battled with depression for the majority of her life, but her best friend Chey always kept her sane. But after Chey disappears from her life, Grace completely loses it, falling back into all of her old habits. When her therapist suggests sending her to a ranch for troubled te...

The Horse Shifter and the Alpha

Meet Majestic. She is a 16 year old horse shifter. She stands at 16hh in horse form and 5.5 in human form. Her whole family has lived in the Hell and all died in it, all but her that is. Meet Future Alpha Ryder he hasn't met his mate yet but needs to quickly. He starts believing that he will never find his mate. That...

Horsey Poetry

Top Ten: Deadly Animals

Actually gonna be 25 Facts from list25.com

My Animals

This is a book about my animals! Read all about who is in my life! I am now accepting requests! You can put YOUR animals in my book now! Yay!!

The Girl That Can Talk To Animals (HIATUS)

Angela has always had interesting things happen to her. Heck, ever since birth had odd things occurred to her. She always had a little blue jay following her around-a wild one at that. She has two childhood friends too, who can be pretty crazy when it come to science. Have I mentioned that she can talk to animals n...

Save The Animals!

This story is about a girl named Alyssa who loves animals more than anything. She decides to work at Hope For Wildlife to save hurt animals. What will happen if all the animals became extinct?

Animals • (Larry Stylinson)

Harry Styles was a normal teenager. But once he laid his eyes on Louis Tomlinson during his shift in the bakery... everything changed. He wanted Everything with Louis. He wanted to know everything about him. He took a lot of pictures of Louis. Harry was Hunting him just like animals. Louis starts to feel someone behi...

Sea Animals

The sotry is about sea animals that tell us if they are extinct endangerd or rare what type of animal it is and to what type of spiece it is what it eat and where it eat when it eat and how it eat.

Animals ✔

Clara Nichols has been on the run ever since she witnessed her sister's murder four years ago. Forced to do whatever it takes to survive, she's haunted by a painful past and an uncertain future. Tired of running, she tries to return to a place that once felt like home. That's her first mistake. Her second? Sticking a...

Randomness

Idk. Complete randomness. Quotes, thoughts, feelings. Basically anything and everything.

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1]

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed...