This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier...
All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}
Lilith, KC, Jared, and Benji didn't know each other before the zombie apocalypse. But fate - and several tragedies happening in quick succession such as the zombie apocalypse - shoved them all into the same New York City Costco. Now, survival - both physical and mental - is their ultimate goal. When KC begins talking...
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