"Your name is Kenneth Kentucky and you work at McDonalds?" I glared at him, "Would you like Fries with that?" He began laughing hysterically and I sighed impatiently, waiting for him to stop. Suddenly, he stopped and then, putting both his hands on the counter, staring right into my eyes, he whispered, "I'd like Frie...
Jordan's life changed the moment she met Jesse Jacobsen. He was immature, cocky, and the most annoying boy she had ever met in her entire life. And he fell hopelessly in love with her at first sight. Four years later and nothing much has changed between them. Though academically bright, Jordan isn't exactly the smarte...
Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see th...
How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...
|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She do...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
#1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...
Stacey Williams had always loved Axel Teller. But he had paid her no mind. She wanted more than the meaningless flings they had. She wanted her love to be returned. She wanted to be loved back. She did everything to get his attention. She had one-night stands with countless boys - throwing away...
❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...
Living in a world where the human race is dying off faster than it can reproduce, sixteen year old Maddie Ryan has started her period, an almost guaranteed sign of fertility. Knowing it's only a matter of time before the government finds out and forces her into the life of a Breeder, where her sole purpose will be to...
|| Highest Rank - #3 in Teen Fiction || Amanda thought she had found the love of her life. She had everything perfectly planned out; the university she would attend, the car she would drive, the house she would own, the place she would get married and even the money she would earn. Much to her dismay, all her plans...
Lexi Grayson is a normal teenager, as normal as she can be with her unobserving skills and her overthinking mind. But she might need the overthinking if she wants to unravel the smirking mystery that is Blake Eaton.
[Highest Rank: #1 in Teen Fiction] 🚫WARNING🚫 :| CLICHE ALERT! This is some high class cringe stuff which will make you want to throw yourself out the window |: :|You have been warned, proceed at your own risk |: ⬇️ He stood up with his hands in his pockets, "I'll delete the video." My head snapped up on hearing th...
Brianna Emerson, a rich girl who is your typical Ms. Popular in Emerson Academy. Yeah, they owned that school. She had everything every girl wished for; beauty, money, and popularity. She's a person who doesn't care about her grades and ranks, she just want to graduate... fast. Nicholas Winter, the exact opposite also...
So Mareadelle is the average teenager and nerdy good girl. She never thought she would fall for the school bad boy player, senior, and her neighbor Derick James. Until she finds herself going on a date with Derick. From there everything takes a high rise from just another girl for Derick. He has always been the date a...
Blake Reyes ; Damon Salvatore's precious girlfriend. Kol and Klaus Mikaelson's soul mate. When Blake and the Mikaelson brothers discover that they are each other's soul mates, something doesn't seem right. How is it possible for Blake to have not one but two soul mates? Blake moves with the rest of the Mikaelson fami...
A guide filled with ways to annoy people just for fun! Its a Werido new entry to the series!Be the first to do these things to friends. follow me on youtube and facebook as Rocketor Dare to see if you might be elidglble to get a chapter DEDICATED 2 U! Send me pm to tell me if you did to enter! Winners every week!
A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...
Here is some weird and funny comebacks hope you guys and girls like it , and if you have some you would like to share just tell me and I will put it on the "story thing" and put your name under it , to show that you came up with the awesome line .
Sarcasm is an art. It takes a lot of skill to make an sarcastic comment on the spot. So in this book you will learn the art of being sarcastic . So get ready to laugh out loud and be blown away by the best sarcastic comments/comebacks ever!!
I'm not your regular high school student. I'm a girl who doesn't take shit from anyone. Who has light brown hair and bright green eyes. I wear what I want to and Not what other people want me to. I'm not popular. I wear jeans and a t-shirt everyday. Along with my skate shoes. Vans or converses. Most people take the bu...
Before you ask, no, I'm not some good girl that will let people walk all over me. I've been through some shit no girl(or anyone for that matter) should ever go through. Sure, it haunts me every day of my life but seriously, the past is the past and I can't do crap about it. All I can do is run from it. I can't stop f...
Aaron has everything. He even knows other people that do. But he notices one girl out of every other girl that is different. She looks like she has everything. But has a secret she isn't telling. Aaron can sense this. And he makes it his mission to figure the girl out. Wither it be flirting with her To get it out, or...
Jordan has everything in his life except for the girl. The last time he saw her was in high school and now he can't even tell you what she looks like. When they meet in an unexpected way, Jordan finds out that it isn't going to be as easy as he thought it would be once they met again. Find out what happens after six y...
Alexis Rey was a normal 16 year old who loved her family, she's smart, funny and beautiful. She is really sweet and a good girl with a bad home life. Xavier Otero was anything but your average 19 year old, he is none other than the leader of the Blood Brothers, the most feared gang in Miami. What happens when Alexis r...
Sequel of The Tattooed Bad Boy. Do not read book two before reading book one, nothing will make sense. --- Zoe and Hunter have been living a happy life along with Blaze, their lovely daughter. After all they went through together, things still seemed to finally get out of hands again. Uninvited, Zoe's worst nightmare...
"Everyone has their own bubble. They get wrapped up in their own lives, tangling certain people up with them in their maybe perfect life. Or maybe their not-so-perfect life. And it is my greatest pleasure to be tangled up in Spencer Gold's not-so-perfect perfect life. " -Jessica Michaels Jessica Michaels. The perfe...
In life, we all have our own roller coaster. It goes up and down and swirls around. We have the greatest moments to never forget and we have our worst memories we try to erase. I wish my life was better than what it became, but the world, isn't a wish granting factory. You get what you get, and you have to deal with i...
