Book Of Sarcasm |✔

-Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

The Artist and The Dancer

Hamilton Academy of the Arts. The school Sydney Acosta moved to all the way from Toronto, Ontario in a barely known city. After the divorce between her mother and father, she's stuck by her mother's side, following her to another city in Canada. Her emotions are expressed through the one thing she loves doing: dancing...

Sarcasm 101

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...

A Witch's Guide To The Modern World

Being a Witch or Wizard in the modern world can be quite challenging. So I have taken it upon myself to write a book to help all my fellow sorcerers. Enjoy :)

How To Be Happy ✓

Feeling sad? This book is a way to immediately uplift your mood. My goal is to turn your frown upside down. :) Beautiful cover by : @-krystallite

A Quarter Mile Away

Ranked #01 for Teen Fiction X4 *A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY!* WHS Story of the Month Winner: Teen Fiction The Fiction Awards Winner 2017; Best Overall Story Best Of The Beginners ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He turned slightly in his chair to face me "I'll be honest, it was a date but ended terribly." "Why did it end ter...

The Hoodie Girl

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...

The Fight For Love | Rewritten Version ✎

#1 in Teen Fiction, Action, & New Adult ❤︎ ❝Sometimes falling for the enemy is inevitable❞ ❤︎ ❤︎ ❤︎ After being betrayed by her only friend, Anastasia Martinez Stone gets thrown into a dangerous world full of fighting, racing, drugs, pain, and death. The Royal Reapers is the strongest gang in The Underworld, a place o...

[CLOSED] - now posted at FALLONDEMORNAY (main account)

***WATTYS 2016 Winner for HQ Love*** What do a reluctant royal/MMA fighter, fashion guru, cover model on the rise, TV production grunt out to change the world, and a brilliant Harvard Grad that loves tequila/loses her panties have in common? Each other. STILETTO SI...

The Last of the Firedrakes [Watty Award Winner 2015]

⭐️Silver Medal winner in the 2016 Readers' Favorite Book Award, Silver award winner in IBPA's 2016 Benjamin Franklin Awards, Semifinalist Winner in the 2016 Kindle Book Award, Finalist in the 2015 USA Best Book Awards, Winner in Wattpad's 2015 Watty Awards, Awesome Indies Approved & A Wattpad Featured Story⭐️ She neve...