"The Importance of Being Earnest, A Trivial Comedy for Serious People" is a farcical comedy in which the protagonists maintain fictitious personæ in order to escape burdensome social obligations.
(Doctor Who Fanfiction [OC]) - Imagine the worst thing ever. Now triple it. Now add a billion tonnes of worseness to all of it. Now, what I did was infinitely worse. It was the worst. I'd committed a genocide. Of my own people. The entirety of my species. An eternity wasted. It was all thrown away by who they thought...
"How did you end up here, with Count Olaf?" Asked Violet. "Oh well...you see, he's my biological father" I replied. Their eyes went wide. "Your his daughter!" Said Klaus. "Apparently" I replied.