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  • Through Time ~ Saitama X Genos
    35.6K 1.2K 7

    You're hot. Ehehehe get it?

  • Forbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen
    10.4K 120 9

    Oh yay, more bad fanfics! Welcome to the book that makes Edward Cullen and Bella Swan even worse. At least it's a better love story than Twi- Oh, wait...

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  • Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
    2.2M 55.9K 8

    He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

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  • Wattpad Rants
    435K 32K 175

    A collection of strange but interesting things I have seen on Wattpad- and what I have to say about it. Highest ranking: #28 in Rants | Ongoing |

  • Bob Duncan and Donald Trump
    141K 5.5K 31

    this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

  • mr. moseby's exciting life<33
    22.4K 1.4K 10

    quiet in the lobby

  • Obama High School Host Club
    8.8K 410 4

    The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- H...

  • Genos x Toaster (Sorta-lemon)
    3.4K 188 1

    [Warning: Contains lemon.. Kinda.] When cleaning up his master's mess, Genos finds a rather attractive appliance. It didn't just catch his eye, but his heart as well. When disaster strikes, it's up to Genos to show it just how much he loves her. This essentially Genos trying to get bread out of the toaster, with a lo...

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  • The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓
    14.2M 614K 51

    "You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...

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  • The Wooden Chair
    354 21 7

    This chair has been through everything.. being sexual assaulted.. being thrown at people.. coming from a bad home.. at the time of the war of chairs..... If anyone was caught having a chair, they would be exucuted.. Read the rest

  • Chair and Table
    2.7K 194 14

    This is the most shitpost worthy story I have ever written. It is about a wooden chair falling in love with a table. Their romantic adventure is something some may call inspiring. Please sit back, relax, and please shoot me right between the eyes. Thank you.

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  • GROCERY FIC - Viktuuri
    2.6K 106 10

    Joke fanfic Idk i blame the watermelon fic

  • lol
    369 15 7

    lol

  • Logan and Jake Paul: The Battle for KSI's Love
    2.3K 24 4

    A beautiful fanfic about Logan and Jake Paul going to war to win the heart of KSI, but what will happen when they realize that KSI doesn't share their affection??

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  • KSi and Logan Paul Romance life/fan fiction
    300 2 1

    KSi and Logan Paul goes on a date