An Awkward Duet - Jon Cozart and Dodie Clark ❀ Jodie ❀

A cute little story for all those people who think Jon and Dodie are perfect and adorable...ie me. ^-^ P u b l i s h e d - July 3, 2016

Strawberry Flavoured

Because everything was bittersweet and strawberry flavoured.

Help Me

"Hello" "What?" "Umm is this the helpline?" "Helpline?" "Yeah is this it?" "Oh yeah, umm Good evening and you're calling this helpline I don't know why, what's the problem?" ***** ©Handwritting [book 1 of Speak series] Cover made by: Me Started: 04/05/16 Completed: 02/20/17 Highest Ranking: #60 in short story (Octo...

Would You Be So Kind? // Dodie x Jon [COMPLETE]

A simple melody, some sketch books, and a lot of unrequited love.

faces ↳ a.i au

in which a boy and a girl of complete unfamiliarity make faces at each other from opposite sides of the room

Deep in Depression | ✓ (2016)

Let's talk about the D. Depression. *cover by @naramatilda

Breakup Helpline [#2 of the Helpline Trilogy]

[sequel to teen helpline] ❝Hello, this is the Breakup Helpline, designed and manufactured to cater to your brokenhearted needs. How may I help you?❞ ❝My girlfriend...just cheated on me. With my best friend.❞ ❝Um..uh, hold on...oh, fuck! There's nothing on how to respond to that in these answer sheets!❞ ...

Semi Sweet

What are the holidays without a peppermint mocha from Starbucks? © Copyright 2014. All rights reserved humored. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder.

Wrong number

An upset friend dials the wrong number and begins a friendship with a stranger over the phone.

Waffles

in which a boy delivers waffles and a girl eats them. book one in the foodie series ✿lowercase intended✿

Super Bad (Completed 2013)

Ranked #1 in Action, #1 Adventure, #2 in Sci Fi "Whatever you do, don't let your blood run cold." "And if it does?" "Run. Run like hell. Run away from everyone you ever cared about." +++++++++++++ Jessie Daniels is just like you. She uses reading as an escape from her average, bookworm life. She envies and wi...

Playing The Bad Boy's Game (Completed July 2012) FIRST BOOK SO IT IS CRAP W A R N I N G

I love the players. He loves the game. (CONFUSING-THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK SO IT SUCKS. WARNING. ONLY ON WATTPAD FOR NOSTALGIC PURPOSES. Written and completed on June 2012. Rewritten version now available on my profile called 'The Accidental Partner') #69 in Humour and #100 in Romance Important Note: Readers are wond...

Living Short in Bel Air (Completed 2013)

As an old dead guy once said, "And though she be but little, she is fierce." A self motivating journey dedicated to the short girls, tomboys, weirdos, and outcasts, where a lonely, girl in Bel Air shows the society that big things come in small packages.

Chubby Love (2015)

++ "We sure are cute for two ugly people" ++ When a witty and charming spirit sneaks into the soul of a shamelessly attractive teenage boy who has the social skills of a tree, the spirit suddenly becomes his alter ego and tries to help him capture the attention of girl. "This is like Deadpool. Falling in love. Plu...

Just A Friend

"So what are you to me?" "Someone you know in another dimension, time, life-" "Wait, what?" "Just a friend." ... BEWARE: Full of cringey humor. Ongoing editing. Expect face palming and laughter. You have been warned.

Little Talks

"Hello, this is Little Talks Teen Hotline. How may I help you?" "Yeah, can I have a large meat-lover's with a two-liter Pepsi? Thanks a bunch." "Uh, ma'am, this isn't Pizza Hut." [ Inspired by stereoactive's " Pizzeria Boy " ]

[ s k i n n y l o v e ]

skinny love : (n.) when two people love each other, but are too shy to admit it, even though they still show it. Paristella's Contest ~ Round 2 [ Short Story #54 / Romance #240 ]

Teen Helpline [#1 of the Helpline Trilogy]

❝Hello there, this is Teen Confessions Helpline, what's the problem? Feel free to confess anything you like and we'll be there to help you every step of the way!❞ ❝I know this is heavy but I've been feeling like I kind of...want to kill myself.❞ When Damien Carson, a depressed lonely teenager, call...

Once Upon a Bathroom Stall

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...

The Surgeon

"He took me to a place that reeked of old age and secrets."

Coffee Call

"Hello, this is The Mini Cafe. How may-" "Omg Linda!!" "What?" "Who are you and what did you do with Linda?" -------- It all started with a simple phone call. *Cover made by the amazing @JaneConquestBackup

Crazy = Genius (Brendon Urie)

I was trapped with him in an asylum. And he was a fucking maniac.

The Peanut Butter Banana Ratio (COMPLETED)

Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez

Funnybones

In which a dead boy and a living girl reunite after several years. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 2016. N. A. || The sequel to 'Boy' In order to understand this story to its full potential, reading Boy is probably a good idea. But you don't have to.

jupiter's moons

this pull is more than just gravity.

wherefore art thou romeo

oh romeo, why must you be born a montague? ©contra, 2016

The Sweater Trade

in which marcus and audrey exchange sweaters. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. 2014. N. A.

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*]

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole...

mixtape

in which two music tastes meet