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Killer Comebacks for Insults

Have you been burned more times than a bootleg DVD? Are you tired of being cut down worse than an African rain-forest? The next time you're the target of some joker, make that smart-ass look like a dumb-ass with these sure-killer comebacks! Extracted from* http://thoughtcatalog.com/darren-johnson/2014/07/25-comebacks...

Comebacks

When you're in a fight, and you don't have a good comeback, struggle no more! In this book you'll learn a lot! This was not meant to offend anyone but only to use at your friend's house! Just kidding! So have sooo much fun using them!!!!

80 Greatest Comebacks

Sisters | Miraculous Ladybug Fanfic Rated M <SLOW UPDATES>

"Who's She?" Charlotte Asked, Holding her Mothers hand "And Who's She?" Emma asked, folding her arms. The two Parents Growled at each other. __________________ cover Art NOT MINE: Creds to Tori Tori on tumblr _________________

blushing ↠ a miraculous two-shot

❝ whoever makes their opponent blush first, wins. ❞ who knew marinette dupain-cheng was so good at this game? [i do not own miraculous. awful writing. biggest crackfic ever. known for its stupidity. some stuff is edited.]

{Miraculous} One-shots #Wattys2017

This story will be about......... Well just read and find out. Request if you like!

Miraculous Lady-Shots || On Hold

A bunch of Miraculous Ladybug one-shots!

Be Quite.... Chat

Chat Noir the black cat of the night . Fell in love with the girl who wears pink jeans every day. But when he sneaks in her room. it gets heated and more fun ..

Too Hot AU ✔

It was a very boring day for Marinette. What was worse was that it started pouring hard to the point where all the electricity went out in the city. Her parents were out of town and so was Alya, who was going to her cousin's party. What if Adrien was stuck with her for the whole day? She has learned to control her stu...

Texting Magcon

Book 1 of 2 ~ You have been added to a groupchat! ~•~ SEQUEL IS OUT NOW ; THE END RESULTS ~•~ Date published: September 20, 2016 Date completed: May 2, 2017 //Some mature contact// Copyright © 2016 all rights reserved to savagequeenxx on wattpad none of this story may be rewritten, reproduced, or reformed in any way...

Miraculous ladybug One Shots!

Just me and my cringy oneshots. I'm not the best at writing but hay! It's worth a shot. Miraculous ladybug fans are welcomed!!!!

That's a sin Miraculous ladybug

IF YOUR A GOOD LITTLE CHILD YOU WILL TRUST ME AND NOT READ THIS BECAUSE IT IS NOT FOR CHILDREN

The Good, The Bad, and The Supernatural (Isaac Lahey Fanfic)

Isabella Gilbert is a transfer student from Mystic Falls with a secret that she can't even keep very long after she enters Beacon Hills. With the help of some new friends, she figures out how to battle a couple demons from her past, and more than a couple from her new friends' present. *This story will veer off script...

Chapstick

She met him one night in the busy streets of England. Her heart broken, and he repaired her with a Chapstick. This small token greatly forms a never ending bond that beats any distance. She loses contact with him for a couple years, and he miraculously appears years later in her university. Could this be the love she...

The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing)

If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittle...

My Almost Best Friend

Bree Wilson is you're average junior in high school. She attends Clarkson High, an ordinary school in Portland, Oregon. This school like every other has its own clique, the populars. Bree, along with pretty much every other kid at Clarkson, has been victimized by the populars. Sick of this, she and her friends find th...

The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...

The Female Lycan [SAMPLE ONLY]

{ This book is now published on Amazon } It use to be a rare thing. Seeing a female werewolf. It was almost like their were no such thing. But now female werewolves have the same population as males. Except for Lycans. Their has only ever been two female Lycans in history. Alvery Fabre was the first ever female Lycan...

Roses for Rachel

I was sure the worst thing to ever happen to me would be being kidnapped, and sure, that was pretty bad. However, what was worse was being kidnapped, held captive for years, and then being auctioned off to the highest bidder. I thought maybe I had caught a little break when I found out that me and five other girls we...

Beauty And The Vampire: It All Started With A Rose #1

A dark mysterious vampire fantasy novel * Everyone has heard of the tale of the Beauty and Beast. About a father who picks up a Rose for his daughter. About a daughter who sacrifices herself for her father. And a tormented Prince cursed by a fairy. What if Vampires weren't as sparkly as some people said them to be...

The New Girl Has A Secret

I run. I run as fast as I can, no longer worried about the constant pain of branches snapping below my naked feet. I was running like I've never ran before. Behind me were loud snarls and growls, and beside me resided Nate who had been running just as fast as I was, managing to duck passed tree branches while continuo...