Super Funny Jokes
This just some random funny (pretty lame) jokes! Enjoy :)
She keeps telling herself that she hates him with every fiber in her body. But when she starts to lose her focus and her mind drifts off...her dreams tell her otherwise A big thank you for @Dombev and @GirlInThePhoto, you both did an amazing job with the covers ! This story is being beta'd by WisteriaMoon
As the kids return for one last year, something unexpected happens. The new headmistress takes away some of the competition between houses. New feelings arise and so do friendships now that the rules are lifted. But some are hesitant to be friends...
What will happen when Hermione marries the man she will love forever? Will their love survive jealous ex's? Will friends accept their love for each other? Or are they destined to be apart? Find out what happens when Hermione Granger marries her childhood enemy; Draco Malfoy. Warning: May contain very sexual content...
DRAMIONE SHIPPER (READ BLURB) After the war, Ron discovers a terrible secret after he met a mysterious stranger. The Weasleys mysteriously disappear... The golden trio along with the other survivors go back to Hogwarts to redo their seventh year. Harry was heartbroken over the loss of Ginny, but he decided to move on...
When two broken people meet and fall in love they become one whole person, they fill up each others scars and their dark world becomes a big bright shinning star and their love becomes a example to all those desperate for a flicker of emotion. When the survivors of the war are recalled to Hogwarts for their 7th year...
Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, 28 year old Hermione is involved in a horrific car accident. Though alive, her mind returns back to the days after the Battle whilst ten years in the future, the husband she never expected to marry, waits for her to wake up again. But when she does wake up, will she be the adult...
When the war survivors from the school of Which Craft and Wizardry return to finish their remaining years, everyone seems to have different feelings. The Golden Trio is happy to be back to their rebuild home and happy to finally safe. Though it's not quite as safe as they had hoped. When Dementors suddenly start poppi...
For the survivors of the battle everything is finally starting to fall into place. Ron and Hermione are together, so are Harry and Ginny and Neville and Luna. Even Malfoy and Parkinson are happy, until the the ministry introduces the marriage and reproduction law. In an attempt to save magic, all of the age of 18 to 2...
There's a new war hovering over the Wizarding World as a new adversary, Abaddon, threatens to destroy everything and create a new world - to finish what Voldemort never achieved. Hermione Granger, a successful healer at St. Mungo's hospital, crosses path with Abaddon leaving her to be the only survivor in the attack...
AU inspired from the photo on the cover: Draco Malfoy is a wealthy prince living on the coast of a village called Hogwarts. His room, in his family's castle, give view on the sea. One day, as he is taking a midnight walk on the beach, he sees a silhouette far away, lying on the sand. Running toward it, thinking it...
The war is over and the Deatheaters have won. But heavy losses start to weigh on everyone. Draco lost his best friend and Hermione lost her brother and the one she called her brother. With Blaise becoming distant and resentful of everyone and Fred avoiding everyone. Will Hermione follow in their footsteps or will Drac...
Sequel to Tutoring A Malfoy. Please read that story first before starting this one :) Hermione Granger's apparent death really took its toll on Draco Malfoy. Nightmares of Hermione dying with blood pouring out and staining the steps of the Astronomy tower haunted Draco. Draco was locked in a room for years where he to...
Everyone knows the story about the golden trio but what if there was another person joining them. Not another Weasly or Granger or Black but another person.
"JAMES POTTER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" screams Lily. The next generation of Harry Potter travels back in time to harry's 5th year where they meet the younger versions of their parents and others to which they have not met. Will they find a way back? or stay in the past forever. Please note this was my first book and was w...
ON HOLD AS I FIGURE OUT WHERE THE STORY IS GOING. SORRY GUYS, JUST BE PATIENT AND I PROMISE I WILL COME BACK. SEQUEL TO FORBIDDEN FANTASY - DRAMIONE. Draco is now the target of the Death Eater rebellion, with Hermione by his side and a collection of unlikely allies will they be able to stay safe and put the Death Eate...
"It's much harder to stay hidden from the Dark Lord when you're in love with a Death Eater." Evelyn Hawkings' parents were well-known Death Eaters, but they died when the Dark Lord fell and Eve was only an infant. Now fifteen years have passed and Voldemort is back, and Eve has changed her last name to stay hidden fro...
"It's... it's-" "Me, I know." "But how-" "I finished school before you. It's been three years since then. I honestly don't know why you're so surprised. This is the best Finishing School there is." "Okay, fine, but why did you choose me?" "Because I wanted to be around at least one familiar face while I'm finishing up...
The Yule Ball is coming up, and Ginny still has no one to go with... Her decision will change her fifth year forever. Luna x Ginny femslash. Fluffy and lighthearted.
It's the Yule Ball. But what if Ginny said yes to Harry? What if Hermione fell for another of the Triwizard Champions? And what if Ginny gets her hands on a bottle of love potion given to her by a certain bushy haired friend? When Dean Thomas accidentally drinks it, Ginny knows they potion will wear off and he'll begi...
WE WERE MAKING HISTORY; BREAKING RULES AND BREAKING FREE. [COS - DH] started: january 10 2016 completed: june 21 2016 disclaimer: i do not own harry potter. all recognisable characters and settings belong to j.k rowling. i only own patricia bolton.
this is the time between the 19 years and the seventh book of the harry potter one there will be time traveling and outher interesting things flash backs watch for my next one RON AND HERMIONE 4 EVER!
While Harry, Ron and Hermione out searching for horcruxes, Ginny is faced with a whole set of horrible ordeals as well. She has to deal with torturous Death Eater teachers, living in fear that everyone she loves could be killed so easily, and keeping DA running, giving everyone hope to keep fighting against the Dark A...
In this sequel to "Mixed Blood", Draco and Hermione make an entrance 19 years later, unified in holy matrimony and parenting two youngsters. The next generation of rascals and rebels enters Hogwarts with the very intention of following their parents' footsteps, more or less. The Malfoy's are joined by Harry, Ginny, Pa...