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  • Ten Reasons Not To Die
    6M 434K 12

    "Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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  • Forgotten? (South Park Creek) ~Complete~
    609K 21.1K 41

    Tweek was Craig's first love, until he moved away. They had forgotten each other, but will they remember when Tweek comes back to town? Update: ranked #5 in Craig on 5/12/18 Update: ranked #660 in fanfiction on 12/29/17 (I do not own South Park or any pictures)

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  • It's Not Like We're Dating (Complete)
    228K 10.7K 22

    Kenny and Stan make a bet to see if Craig and Tweek are dating. Kenny decides he wants to win. How does it go?

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  • Scary Urban Legends
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    Hey guys I'm back to just write scary stories and urban legends. Prepare to shit yourself. :)

  • Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1]
    7.8M 390K 200

    Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed...

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  • Cupid's Match : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 1
    60.9M 2.9M 83

    [IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. So...

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  • Queen J's Art Book 3
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    Welcome for the third time~ ;D Having to come here is legit the most awesome thing ever! Have fun here, ye? Peace out~

  • Not Too Well
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    Desperate for a break from her demanding job, Lilith is convinced to check into the Wellness Center for a week. Curious as to how effective the center is, she decides to keep a diary while she's there. As Lilith's week at the Wellness Center draws to a close, however, she is suddenly told that she is too "diseased"...

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  • PTSD- Hold on Jack (septiplier) ~ DISCONTINUED ~
    110K 4.2K 62

    This story is based off of my life. Almost everything in this story has happened to me. Please do not read if easily triggered by these topics: Abuse Self harm Disorders Depression PTSD Seizures Anxiety Harsh language Blood Etc. I upload when I can.

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  • Smooth Criminals: Harley x Joker Origin Story
    120K 4.8K 12

    The transition from Harleen Quinzel to the Queen of Crime is a story of desire, surrender, and madness. ♦️ A new take on the birth of Harley Quinn and The Joker. ♣️ M for romance and violence reasons. ♠️ Cover image: http://fayrenpickpocket.deviantart.com/art/Joker-and-Harley-366250860

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  • Dramatic: ACT I (COMPLETED)(South Park) {Boyxboy}
    96.8K 5.5K 31

    Craig and Clyde have done it now, they've pissed off the drama teacher. She isnt happy, and as a punishment she forces them to join in on this years production of Alice in Wonderland. Unfortunately for Craig, his old enemy Tweek Tweak is one of the star roles. As he is forced to help Tweek learn his lines, get him in...

  • One Good Reason -StanxKyle-
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  • South Park Isn't Gay, I Am.. (COMPLETED)
    70.7K 2.4K 8

    Metrosexual is in once more, and every male is obsessing. Obnoxious amounts of hairspray and aftershave, tight and bright clothing and extra shinned shoes. All of the boys in Kyle's grade seem to be joining in, everyone but Kyle himself. The others find him as an outsider; a freak; a butch. He's picked on for being '...

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  • I... (Complete.)
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    Stan and Kyle are in a relationship. Some problems come up, and they have to deal with them.

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  • Stan and Kyle : Feeling
    18K 619 8

    Stan and Kyle were always Super Best Friends. What happens when one of them begins to feel something they've never felt? Someone's in the way though. They don't let him come close to his friend anymore. They claimed him, but will the feeling overthrow them? Will Stan and Kyle end up together? They hope so...

  • Super Gay Crush (A TweekxCraig/Creek fanfic)
    104K 2.8K 19

    Craig and Tweek have been best friends for a long time now and they've developed feelings for each other, but when miscommunication between them happens, someone gets hurt. Someone in their old friend group messed everything up and they do this again. Will everything work out? Who messed up? And the most i...

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  • The unknown messages of the outsiders
    57.7K 2.6K 79

    Ever wondered what the outsiders texts would be like this here book will show you exactly that

  • She Was His First
    386K 21.3K 13

    Jack wants to try something. He's heard his dad talk about it before and he thinks he can do it, too. He's been thinking about it for a while. All he needs is the right person. And then he met Charlie. --- Trusting and unsuspecting six-year-old Charlie is lured away from safety. She ends up caught in the clutches of...

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  • The Lovely Suicide Children
    1.8M 129K 83

    They say every dead person has a home. Olivia found her home with The Lovely Suicide Children. At first, it was everything she could ever imagine. However, the first impressions are usually wrong. (Trigger warnings)

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  • Worth Living For {Completed}
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    Sixteen year old Kyle Broflovski has the perfect life. A loving Mom, Dad, younger brother and boyfriend. His whole life ahead of him and a future emending. But he is in a terrible car accident with his family and his boyfriend, Stan Marsh. The car accident causes him to have an out of body experience, and nobody can s...

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  • Obama: The Musical
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    What My Boredom Leads To

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  • Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
    2.2M 55.9K 8

    He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

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  • A New Beginning - BillDip Amnesia AU
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    ~{This takes place after their first summer in Gravity Falls}~ Dipper and Mabel return to Gravity Falls for the summer after an exhausting school year filled with boring education. While walking through the forest, feeling nostalgic, he discovers Bill's statue. When he messes around with it, the unexpected happens. Th...

  • Elf Bites ❄ l.s. AU
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    "Deck the halls with balls of toenails, fa-la-la-la-la, I hate your beard." "I don't have a beard." "I know. It's pathetic." A jolly AU where Harry is an elf-in-training who quits his job and moves to London after the Elder Elves cancel Christmas in the North Pole. He plans to stay in London after that...but he deci...

  • I'm Not Jealous -creek-
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    Craig tucker has a HUGE Crush on his best friend tweek tweak, he has ever since fourth grade, but since they came out to be fake boyfriends in seventh grade, they have moved on since then. Tweek has a boyfriend now. Kenny McCormick to be exact, but craig still has feelings for him. What will craig do? Find out...

  • Feelings(tweek X Craig Fanic)
    25.8K 648 17

    (This isn't cannon) When tweek and Craig start becoming close friends they start to have romantic feeling for each other

  • Nerd Alert | ✓ [SAMPLE]
    6M 147K 12

    [THIS IS A SAMPLE] Read the full story on Radish fiction. The link is in my Wattpad Bio. ---- Alexander isn't your typical nerd. He'll say what he wants, do what he wants, and verbally bash you while doing it. That's what Travis, a soccer player assigned to be tutored by Alexander, hates most about him. Confusing feel...

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  • Muted Voices
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    It could be worse. It could be better. In the end, it matters who wakes up in his bed.

  • Mine (South park yaoi) Boy x boy
    722K 13.6K 30

    Stan doesn't like the way Cartman is eyeing Kyle so he claims Kyle....

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