Library Boy |✓

In which a boy tries to catch the attention of a girl he likes, by sending her notes. • • • • highest ranking: #eighty in short story

raine drops |✓

this is the story of a girl named raine, who would fall for the silliest of things ☂ ☂ highest ranking: #eighty one in short story lowercase intended

stolen number |✓ book one of stolen series

❝hey, sweet cheeks❞ ❝do i know you?❞ ❝damn, i'm offended after all we have been through❞ ❝wrong number?❞ ❝try stolen number, babe❞ in which a boy steals a girl's number from his friends phone. ________________________________ highest ranking: #eleven in short story lowercase intended

stolen heart |✓ book two of stolen series

❝ello love❞ ❝how did you know british accents are my favorite?❞ ❝love, i know everything❞ ❝you even know how to charm the pants off a girl❞ ❝are you saying your pants are off?❞ in which a boy steals a girl's heart through text messages. ________________________________ sequel to stolen number highest ranking: #sevent...

Loving Cupid |✓

She was the girl behind the typewriter, the one everyone called cupid, but no one really knew her ✉ He was the boy behind the glasses, the one everyone called nerd, but no one really knew him ✉ highest ranking: #twenty two in short story

The Girl on the Bus ✔️

"Is this seat taken?" "Yes, someone is sitting there." "Who?" "Not you." • At the golden age of five, Nathan Ackerman had developed a charming and patient personality. At the golden age of five, Lilian Burk had developed a sassy and caring personality. At the golden age of five, these two sat together on the bus. Cred...

Check Your Messages

To: 226-3091 From: Daisy Ashes Who is this? To: Daisy Ashes From: 226-3091 Let's just say I'm a secret admirer! :) Highest ranking #53 in short story! Completed April 2017.

Hello

"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk c...

Waffle Cones (#1)

"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...

Pepperoni Pizza

❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞ ❝D-de-delivery.❞ ❝What would you like this evening?❞ ❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞ ❝...❞ ❝...❞ ❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞ ----- In which a socially awkward girl attempts to order pizza only to meet a fli...

The Cupid Project | ✓

[Completed] "Because the way to a girl's heart is by dating other girls." *CURRENTLY BEING EDITED* Highest ranking: 1 in Short Story ©fictively

Once Upon a Bathroom Stall

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...