Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
Chase Archer is the daughter of two of the best Hunters in History, Leila Archer and Mason Archer, except she doesn't know that. In fact she thinks she's a normal girl who's biggest challenge in life would be completing school. Well at least she's half right. On the midnight of her sixteenth birthday she gets whisked...
As the title says, Tokyo Ghoul characters x reader lemons. WARNING Very hardcore and not your average vanilla smutty lemon. ^^ Contains strong language too.
The end isn't near, it's here. The kinds were created by a chemical explosion during WWIII, but it wiped out the rest of the human race. Only certain people were able to survive and that's how the kinds came to be. Leo thought the end of the world would be when the Blazers and Aguamites went to war, but he and Cassie...
Eliza and Kira Fogg both had time working against them in different ways. Eliza lived her life to fight The Battle of The Beast. She never thought of breaking the rules to take back her own story until it moved forward enough to want to save Kira. But maybe Kira is the one who saves her. Note: None of this is for prof...
Fanfic of the tv show The magicians. Takes place before the tv show but still in time loop. Quentin Coldwater is looking for a way to defeat the beast with a "friend".
Marina calls The Beast the only place they can't watch, in her sleep... Note: This is a contest entry for #BattleTheBeast contest. None of the characters or images are owned by me or are being used for my personal profit.
There is a terrible evil known as the beast that threatens magic in the universe. It is up to a group of students at Brakebills University to destroy this monster. Quentin Coldwater and his friends have trained for this encounter with the beast forty times, and never prevails. They are given the chance of a do over...
Quentin encountered the beast in the past by using a time travel spell but somehow the encounter between him and his friends resulted into something bad all of his friends are now in slumber plus his friend joy was kidnapped what will happen next? read this so you will know ^_^
Can Quentin stop the Beast? Find out in this short story of The Magicians.
Time is a funny thing. Sometimes an entire day feels like just a few hours. Other days drag on, like nails scraping across a never-ending chalkboard. That's the ripples of Time Magic spilling into our world from places like Fillory. Occasionally, these time spells are so strong that you relive moments, sometimes entir...
Follow Patrick (me) on his journey through a world filled with magic, powered by one's own will, and transferred into the world through a ring that every magician receives at birth. Elemental fury is unleashed when Patrick enrolls in a school dedicated to mastering the strength that the rings give their magicians. U...
Alex Coldwater has faced off against The Beast for eleven times and has died each one. After the time loop resets for the 12th time, he plans to change fate by learning a new type of magic. Follow this short story based on the book and tv series, The Magician, for the contest #BattleTheBeast
This is my entry into the battle of the beast contest sponsored by SyFy's "The Magicians" P.S thank you Wattpad and SyFy for the opportunity! Written by: Kayla Epler-ketwotwo_31
Hello! Your favorite demon, Will is here! Life in the demon realm has been interesting, but when I return things aren't how they seemed. I can't say much but look forward to, mummy princes, evil girls academy, curses, spiders, butterflies, more untamed dragums, and a trip into a dangerous mind. Go get the popcorn and...
What are six inexperienced magicians to do after losing to a master practitioner, known as the Beast, thirty-eight times? Fight him again, of course! But in the world of magic, things aren't always black and white. And when a member of their group falls along the way, the lines between duty and friendship are blurr...
Annie has never been normal. She has always been an outcast, a weirdo. When she finds out she is the heir of an powerful magician she is thrown into a world of magic, can she save her ancestor and the world.
Trapped in a temple prison beyond the planet Earth, Quentin Coldwater suffers mightily at the perverse hands of the interdimensional Beast once known and beloved as little Martin Chatwin!
Quentin and his friends are back at it again, fighting the Beast. This time, they transported to Salem, Massachusetts and have to get Julia back from the clutches of the Beast. But how can they do that with little to no magic?
There's a world you don't know about. A world where magical beings actually go to school. A world where gods are their professors. A world where an evil sea witch born from the goddess Chaos has a target in one girl in order to take over everything. This is the story of Lucia Damon. An ordinary girl who learns she isn...
Hiya! Charlie here! Guess what! This book is full of more adventure than the first book! There's gonna be zombies, a circus, a demon hound, a witches brother, babies, Sharkoids, Orion's magic malfunction, a execution ceremony, my dangerous cravings and hallucinations, a secret castle, ghosts and the famous Shadow Mast...
Misty finds a rusted key in her attic, then she gets a warning letter. The next day she's not in England or maybe not on earth, what follows? Read to find out.
Like everyone else, precocious high school senior Quentin Coldwater assumes that magic isn't real -- until he finds himself admitted to a very secretive and exclusive college of magic in upstate New York. There he indulges in the joys of college -- friendship, love, sex, and booze -- and receives a rigorous education...
"You can't let him get his hands on you. He might kill you, or take your magic, and I don't think you want either one." Rose Clearwater was a normal 15 year old girl, until everything changed. She finds out the truth about her life and all of the weird things that have been happening. She had always hated normal, but...
Wait, what! My boyfriend is a demon who being hunt by a crazy secretly society, I'm a magician along with my brothers and a kid named a Charlie who happens to be a very dangerous demon, there's people wanting to kill Will, I'm cursed, my brother has a dragon, Uncle Rogburt is alive, my brothers have a friend with snak...
Fourteen years ago, King Salln found a baby in a basket outside his door. Fourteen years ago, the King's son saved the baby from being killed. Fourteen years ago, his Queen's lady-in-waiting raised the child. Seven years ago, that child started training. Training of the Assassins. (I don't own the cover)
An unusual group of teens are rounded up for the adventure of their lives. Each teen is different but one in the same at the end of the day, because at night this is when the games begin.
I love This story and the Movie because it actually explains the same thing as the movie it also has a lot of adventure in the city and Lola and Jenny are babysitting 5 kids the kids names are Trey,Bobby and Aj Anderson also Emily and Katy Cooper the movie is also very interesting and Awesome
A Steampunk Romance Meet Seth Mullins, an eighteen year old boy who's lived a life of boredom. His mother had kept him from doing exciting things because if he isn't careful, he could die from work overload of the mechanical parts that keep his heart beating. Yes, a few gears is what keeps Seth from seeing paradise. B...