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Fairy Tail Vampire:Jellal & Erza

A vampire fan fiction. A story that revolves of a relationship between a human and a vampire. Main couples in this story will be: Jerza, Gruvia, Nalu, Gale & Miraxus. I hope you guys would like this story as this is my first time writing. :)

Falling for Short Stack

Levi and Hanji start to grow something inside of them it more than friendship Hanji knows she is slowly falling for Levi. While Levi has this new thing happening to him he thinks hes sick and doesn't want to talk to Hanji about it because it only happens when he sees her smile. But he keeps it to him self and then one...

Lucy's War

What if Lucy was more than just a heartfilia? What if she was someone else? When the Guild wakes up from 7 years worth of sleep "and YES the guild I know I'm sorry but i want to mix things up a bit." But what if Lucy was stuck in time learning about her past, and she is not Lucy Heartfilia she thinks she knows, but...

Almost Want To Love You {Attack on Titan Fanfiction}

(EDITS COMPLETE 7/8/2020) Captain Levi Ackerman of the Scouting Legion has felt alone ever since his friends, Isabel and Farlan, died years ago. Trusting people had never come easily to him, but since then, it became even harder--almost unnatural. Then along came Commander Hanji Zoë. Everything about her screamed rec...

Glasses And Shorty

Welcome to the Survey corp. Hanji and Levi fanfics are hard to find. So here ya go.

Two Dads

An overwhelmed Natsu Dragneel bursts out hurtful words about Lucy, who overheard this and feels heartbroken. She runs away and stumbles upon Sting Eucliffe in her time of healing, whom comforts her and soon develop something even more. But between these events, Lucy discovers something that changes the whole situatio...

Our Resolve(Discontinued)

Lucy and Levy are called very weak. This has gone for quite a while, but they have kept enduring. Hoping their friends would come through. But one day, their patience ran out. Having made a resolve to quit the guild, with other members who care for them also. Lucy and Levy know that something's wrong their attitudes...

The Newest Dragon Slayer (Navia)

oml i made this when i was in 6th grade, just warning you there is a lot on cringe in this fanfic, and grammar mistakes :0 "NATSU WHATS HAPPENING TO JUVIA!" Juvia started glowing and lifted in the air. She was in a ball of water. "HOLD ON JUVIA ILL GET SOME HELP!" Natsu yelled. Suddenly the ball of water popped and d...

The Song of the Dragons [A Nalu FanFic][Book 1]

SEQUEL IS OUT!!! One year after Natsu left to train. One year after Fairy Tail disbanded. Magnolia was completely destroyed after the battle along with Fairy Tail disbanding. With Magnolia in the process of being built up once again we set our scene. Lucy was walking with her celestial spirit, Plue, along the curb of...

The Girl In The Wheelchair (NaLu Fanfic)

In just few seconds Lucy Heartfilla's life had change. Before she was known as the quiet girl who was always in her house; she didn't need to be outside because it was dangerous her father would tell her. The thing about Lucy was she loved being outside with the sun shining bright on summer days or when it raining on...

The Other Half (NaLu Fanfic)

What if Lucy was supposed to be born with dark powerful magic instead of her light. And when Layla found out she took young Lucy to a doctor and locked the evil away but one night when Lucy was young the evil had slipped out. Layla saw this and protected her baby girl but at the cost of her life Jude doesn't really bl...

The Wrong People

What if Lucy starts out at Sabertooth and Sting,Rogue,Yukino ,and Lucy they go on a job, but it requires another guild to join they picked Fairy Tail to use them to up there reputation the guild that is allied with Fairy Tail Lucy felt bad. Knowing why they chose them a team named team Natsu that consist of Erza, Gray...

Welcome Back Luce

Lucy is the oldest in the fairy tail guild she is 16 she was there when gray,erza ,natsu and everyone else came. Everyone was so happy natsu and Lucy became good friends, and then one day Lucy went on a mission and was announced dead everyone was sad especially natsu years went by and natsu is now 17 he gray and erza...

Not so Fat Now (A NaLu Fanfic)

Lucy Heartfilia was skinny when she started dating Sting, but after she had a baby he started to abuse her that she started to gain weight. He would call her fat, ugly and other things like no one would love her and she wouldn't be able to lose weight. So one day after having enough of his abuse she left him. "I wasn'...

Satan's Daughter

Ever since Lisanna came back she has acted different yelling and cutting Lucy then coming to Fairy Tail telling everyone Lucy beat her up.Lucy was ignored by a lot of people Natsu saying really mean words too her shattered her heart and someone possessed her.Who will come to her rescue?Will she ever forgive Natsu?Sorr...

My Little Demon

Lucy walks in the guild to find Natsu as a kid!?!? It seems that Natsu and Happy went on a mission without Lucy , but why? Find out ! Hito Mashima made Fairy Tail and I don't own it!!!!

Problems being Neko Natsu (Nalu)

Natsu decides to go fishing alone for Happy, since Happy was sick. Natsu ends up catching a strange creature on his trip turning him into a Neko! (Cat) For a week and a half, will Natsu find it's a curse? Or a dream coming true? Also... It seems girls like to talk about their feelings to cats, even though there won't...

I'm coming, Nashi!

I have suffered too much to let her slip through my fingers again. This time, I'm not letting anyone else take her away from me. Just wait Nashi, Daddy's coming to save you. Sequel to Thank You, Nashi.

Thank you, Nashi

I don't care if he doesn't know who I am. I don't care if he is with someone else. Mommy needs him to save her, so I have to find him. I have to find Natsu Dragneel. I have to find my Daddy. After Tartaros, no disbandment.

Nalu~ Baby Lucy

Lucy, Natsu, and Happy go out on a mission to stop a magical book from destroying a town. But what happens when Lucy gets hit by one of the books spells, and turns into a BABY!?! What will Natsu do? UPDATE: I wrote this year's ago in middle school so the toddler info is not accurate lol. 😅

The Mistake{NaLu} DISCONTINUED

After a druken night, Lucy and Natsu were drunk and made a VERY big mistake. Lucy finds out that she is pregnant, but she doesn't want to tell Natsu, because he is dating Lisanna and she does not want him to abandon her and the child.

Nalu - Born Experienced elemental dragon slayer COMPLETED

What if Lucy was an elemental dragon slayer from the beginning , what if she learned requip magic , and ending up having all 13 Zodiac keys from the beginning with Celestia , what if she came to fairy tail when she was a child , what if Lisanna has killed lucy after she got all the attention , and became S-Class and N...

For My Lady, (NaLu)

-Second Book To "Yes, My Lady"- After seven long years Natsu and the other still haven't found Lucy, Acnologia or the Crown Prince''s child. After so many years Natsu was crowned King Of The Underworld being forced to stay at the castle to do work. He never gave up on his mate. He had parties go out to find his lover...

Kidnapped

Lucy Heartfilia is a normal girl. She goes to Fairy Tail Academy and is one of their top students and leads a normal lifestyle. She lives alone in a tiny flat and doesn't have many friends. Her life immediately changes when one day Lucy is walking home but doesn't get there because as she is walking home she gets kidn...

Captive ( a Fairy Tail [Natsu x Lucy] fanfiction ) [AU] *nalu*

Lucy Heartfilia had the perfect life, being the daughter of a rich man and growing up into a beauty. Little did she expect that her life would go tumbling down the drain all because of her father's debts. When her father is killed right in front of her eyes, and Lucy is taken to become a slave, what just can happen ? ...

Lucy The Wolf And Phoenix Slayer *completed/rewritten*

*THIS STORY HAS A REWRIGHT ON MY PROFILE IF YOU WANT TO READ THIS YOU CAN BUT I WOULD RECOMEND READINF THE REWRIGHT* lucy has many secrets like how she knew Erza and Levy since they where about 7 or 8 years old or how wendy is her long lost sister. But a secret she has always kept to her self was he has multiple magic...