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  • The Emo Quartet Church of Trash (Kinda Completed)
    53.4K 5.2K 124

    CANT PRAY THE EMO AWAY! MY THIRD INSTALLMENT OF THE TRINITY BIBLES! GERARD HAS A NICE BOOTY! ((AGAIN SOME OF THESE ARE MINE, SOME ARENT))

    Completed   Mature
  • The Trinity Bible + TØP (COMPLETED)
    534K 55.7K 201

    From MCR to FOB to P!ATD now including TØP join me on a magical journey through. -Interview -Funny Crap -Memes

    Completed   Mature
  • New Testament + TØP (COMPLETED)
    86.5K 13.5K 201

    OH NO ITS- ITS- ITS A SEQUAL {pete wentz screaming in the distance} ANOTHER 200 CHAPTERS FILLED WITH LEGIT BAND BULLSHIT NEW TESTAMENT, OLD BULLSHIT SHALL WE BEGIN?

    Completed   Mature
  • Diary Of A Fake Fan
    1M 70.9K 149

    Dear Diary, Omg! Today I found out My Chemical Romance did a cover of 21 Pilots's song Cancers! WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CAUSE EXTREME ANGER AND LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS

  • Misheard Panic! At The Disco Lyrics
    112K 7.4K 73

    We all know how hard it can be to understand what Brendon Urie (and occasionally Ryan Ross) is saying in his songs. This book is dedicated to everyone who has misheard his lyrics in the funniest ways. Also includes random pictures of the past and current members (you know what I mean) To submit a misheard lyric please...

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  • Misheard Fall Out Boy Lyrics
    88.2K 5.2K 49

    Let's admit it, sometimes Patrick Stump sings in a foreign language. This is dedicated to everyone who ever thought "WHAT did he just say??" Includes random Fall Out Boy pictures.

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  • Fronkeh Bebeh (Frerard and Rikey crack)
    5.3K 384 10

    Fronk is prostitute man. Gerd is 47

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  • Bless Our Emo Souls (Volume One)
    333K 25.2K 9

    You want funny?? You want EMO?????? Well, lOOk nO fUrTHeR. I present to you Bless Our Emo Souls, an emo blog/joke book with YOUR DAILY DOSE OF EMONESS. Come one and come all REEEEEEEEEEE FRaNK If you ArE rEAdInG tHIs plEasE blESS this Bussy bOppINg boOK. This was inspired by @The_Criminal_N2's emo bible which is...

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  • How To Get Over MCR
    219 36 1

    The detailed and down to the bone cut and dry way to get out of the MCR fandom. Comes with everything a grieving emo needs.

    Completed  
  • Band Jokes 5
    45.2K 4.9K 144

    This is my legacy. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

  • Band Jokes 4 [The Fourth Awakens]
    142K 16.5K 200

    Yes I did just rip-off Star Wars. Watcha gonna do about it? [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

  • The Big Book of The Emo Trinity
    64.8K 5.3K 48

    this is the big book of all things about the Holy Emo Trinity: Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and My Chemical Romance. have fun reading, and have a cookie: Patrick Stump made them with love!

  • Bring Eyeliner (The Emo Trinity + Tøp) [COMPLETED-ish]
    214K 19.4K 192

    I only update on March 22nd ;-; Cover by: the Author September 2016: 70.k & 80.k October 2016: 90.k November 2016 :100k March 2017: 150k September 2017: 180k September 2018: 200k

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  • SoF T a nD neAt
    26 5 1

    softandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneatsoftandneat...

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  • Band Jokes 3
    253K 25.7K 203

    Dicks [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

  • Band Jokes 2
    548K 54.7K 200

    A continuation of the previous Band Jokes because Wattpad is a dick sometimes. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

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  • Band Jokes
    925K 96.3K 185

    Includes Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Bring Me The Horizon, Pierce The Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Black Veil Brides, and more [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

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  • Unholy Pictures of Josh Dun ✓
    2M 69.7K 125

    oh my god this book is so weird and cringey I'm! not! like! this! anymore! if you know me irl please don't judge me, I was in a phase and alone ~ ahahahahahahaha i'm going to hell ~trigger warning~ don't click on this if you're innocent

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  • Dan And Phil Jokes
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    Dan and Phil are my children. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]