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  • Adventures in Funeral Crashing (Complete Novel)
    2.7M 39.1K 21

    Sixteen year old Kait Lenox has a reputation as the weird girl in her high school, mostly because of her ex-best friend turned mean popular girl, Ariel, but maybe it has a little to do with the fact that Kait has a hobby crashing funerals. At one of these, Kait is outted by the most popular guy in school, Ethan Ripley...

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  • Forbiden Fruit: The Temptation of Edward Cullen
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    Oh yay, more bad fanfics! Welcome to the book that makes Edward Cullen and Bella Swan even worse. At least it's a better love story than Twi- Oh, wait...

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  • Cluttered
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    This is just some random stories and poems I've made, nothing special, just the mind of me.

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  • The Observations of Patrick Kraker.
    64.9K 3.4K 10

    I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of cou...

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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