ONCE UPON A TIME, at the End of the World, there lived a necromancer. His name was Theodosius, and years ago he made the terrible mistake of falling in love. This is the story of his (mis)adventure. You should read it. Theodosius is mildly interesting, and there is a cat. WATTPAD FEATURED STORY: August 2018 FIRST PLAC...
"I'm going to need a yam, 2 cans of vegan lemur frosting, 3 tubs of Garbanzo beans, half a pickled horn-melon, sun-dried Argentinian cactus testicles, and a dead body, but before anything else, I need milk." This was Bob's first and only request when he came knocking on Carol Welby's door. - Do you like comed...
Part short story, part children's book parody, "Doris Bears with Tragedy" is a masterpiece in which everyone's favorite college freshman Doris encounters a tough situation regarding her true love. - (you can read either the prose or poem version first; they tell the same story, but in different ways, and thus are inde...
(note: the title comes from an existing story, & the prompt which birthed this piece required the use of this title. however, this piece is nothing - really, nothing - like that story.) This is a very, very short love story of sorts. It's truly rather unexpected; quite different, frankly, than most love stories. Read...
