Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Paper Wishes (#1)

There is a belief that with each origami star folded, a falling star is saved. After folding 365 stars while mourning the loss of her mother, Vilvian makes a wish that will change her life forever. Enter Nox Bright - the handsome and mysterious guy who has been haunting Vilvian's dreams. She can barely believe it wh...

Magic school: The competition begins

Skylar Henderson is an average teen girl.... But when her day gone terribly it gets worse her parents die in an accident. Her guardian who she has no idea who it is... Sends her to a new life. In a private high school, for special students. Skylar meets new friends but also discovers her own secrets. She has to...

Book of spells [Volume #1]

Ever wanted a spell book of all kinds of wonderful spells? Yes? well, here ya go! a spellbook just for you! but...if your not careful, bad, bad things could happen, could luck my brethren

Book of Magic Spells

Please do NOT request anything, because they are never coming back. Only do so if it is very urgent.

The Legend of the Firewalker, Book #1

Teenagers with supernatural powers. A college town deep in folklore, murder and mystery. A vengeful secret order. And fallen angels with dark and powerful forces that will stop at nothing to find the one they seek... Back of the Book A black hooded figure suddenly appeared behind her. She gasped and her brown eyes...

The Society of Imaginary Friends (Book 1 of The Conjurors Series)

Belief is a powerful magic. Valerie Diaz has a power that she can't contain, and it's killing her. Bounced between foster homes and the streets, she only has time to concentrate on staying alive. But a visit from the imaginary friend of her childhood opens a world of possibilities, including a new life half a universe...

Whispered Kiss

When a man burst out of nowhere and pins you down unexpectedly, your brain goes into a panic. Your eyes dart for the first object within reach, something to use in self-defence but what you never expect is for the robber to kiss you. As the cold breeze touches your lips and you're no longer pinned, the man is gone...

The Forbidden Lands (Wattys 2015 Winner)

Evelin is known as the wild Fendway sister. She dreams of someday escaping to the Forbidden Lands to the west, despite the rumors of its danger and dark magic. Evelin escapes to the lands and finds them to be not exactly how she expected. The creatures there need help, and only Evelin will save them. On a journey fil...

Emerald

Book 1 of the Seven Seas Series Ren Monroe, the girl who had it all finds herself stranded in the middle of the ocean, only to be rescued by a creature she had only heard from fairy tales. Kai, king of the Emerald Kingdom finds a strange girl floating above his kingdom. Taking her to a safe place, he helps her regain...

Sisters Three (Completed)

Three sisters, three callings. Morna, forced to fight the siren call of water at every breath. Adair, born with the mysterious powers of her Nothern mother. Brenna, crushed under the weight of a life of obscurity and poverty. The Ildersong girls were born on the wrong side of Fate. Each tries to run from what they...

The Dark Witch: The Nox Haven Series

I'd Like to think I was a good person, before it all began. I didn't cheat on tests, or steal. But throughout my entire life, I was treated if I were a monster. At the age of five, after several agonizing tests, I was diagnosed with Reactive Attachment Disorder. But not even that title could describe just how strange...

Wizard Academy

Welcome to the World of Spells and Witchcraft

A Gun And Some Wizard Person

A fish finds a gun and a wizard appears to warn them the dangers of using it. Afterwards, the fish holds said wizard at gunpoint.

I'm a Gay Wizard

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION After Ryan and his best friend are whisked away to a top-secret wizard school, they'll discover immortal demons, new powers, acceptance, and love. ***** After they are brutally assaulted by a gang of bullies, high school ou...

Wizards and Demigods

The Demigods are needed at Howarts! The Seven are sent to Howarts to protect it, but they need to be in undercover. They will try to be wizards... Even though they are not.

Spells by Rhyming Wizards

Poets are just Wizards who create magic with their rhymes. Who are these Rhyming Wizards? What do they plan to do? What made them create this profile? What do they have that's new? We've all written poems We've all cast our spells alone Let's come together and create A World of Magical Spells our own Questions and dou...

Archwizard

"There are wizards and there are mages". But there's also a lost group of wizards that provided the link between them; The Archwizards. They have returned and this time will stop at nothing to subdue the world of magic. It's up to Troy and the defenders to stop the anarchy that is becoming more inevitable by the secon...

The Wizard's Daughter

Gandalf the Grey, you know a lot about him, right? Well, what he has kept secret from you is that he had a daughter, and this is her diary, from the first day to the last. The joy, the sorrow, the grief, all is recorded in this diary! On her journey to become a full fledged wizard and destroy the ring of power!

Wizard Love (BoyXBoy)

Kyi has never been normal, and never will be. One he is a magician, and two, he is gay. Magicians aren't suppose to fall in love with mortals, but that all changes when an amazingly hot mortal guy ,Daylon, moves into the house next to Kyi's. Kyi falls for him the second he saw him. But he hasn't even told anyone his's...

Witch and Wizard: Every Witch Way

This is an every witch way fanfic, with a different point of view (Can be read without watching the show) Valerie never knew she was a witch, till Jax came around. He changed her world, changed her heart, and changed everything she knew about herself. The bad boy came and stole her heart while stealing who she was. J...

Wizard Tales

Young Cozel doesn't know the problems that overturning a pile of sheep dung on someone can cause. He goes to court, only to find that an unusual sentence is given. When a Master Mage takes him under his wing, things get...well...magical...

The Wizard (2013)

(THIS IS BASED ON WIZARD101 AND SOULEATER FANFICTION)(each chapter i will post ramdom picture of my wizard xD) (this book is heavy will left on your mind) My name is Jenna mythheart the undefeatable! I only wizard that have powerful black magic. My health is 30,000 and resistance is 100%. I only wizard can hit in...

Young Wizard (the book)

The most brilliant, and epic story of magic and love this century. Read the book before it becomes a movie. This fast paced story will keep you at the edge of your seat from the very first second you start reading it, until you've read the last page. Other writers have said that the Young Wizard is a better fantasy th...

The Wizard!

The Wizard! This collection from Olan L. Smith is a dialogue series that asks questions and ponders evidence about existence. We will take a look behind the curtain to see what the Wizard is up to and what tricks he (she) has up his (her) sleeve, be warned that in so doing it might spoil the illusion we call life.

Halfwizard

Troy's not-at-all interesting life took a different turn last summer when it was revealed that he came from a long line of wizards. His last experience in the Magic school was filled with a lot of magic, friendship, craziness and other experiences he would give anything to forget. Another summer has arrived and Troy...

Wizard

Seventeen-year old Troy Sanders' life couldn't be any worse; his science project was a total failure, his French assignment long overdue, he got kicked off the football team after barely making the starting squad, high school queen Bella Evans hates his gut, and as if all those weren't enough, big time bully Roy Hende...

Wizard City

Wizard City is a place with no parents. It's a city of magic and wizardry for young wizards from Middle school, up to a senior in High School. Wizard City is fun, but it's full of deadly and dangerous creatures. Wizards are trained to battle and defeat in seven schools of Wizard City; Ice, Fire, Storm, Balance, Life...

Wings of Fire Art

This basically is a book full of my artwork. Most of my drawings are dragons from the Wings of Fire book series.

A Fifth Daughter [Book 2: The Dragon Warrior]

A MODERN MEDIEVAL FANTASY #31 in Fantasy |Book 2 of the Fifth Daughter Trilogy| Davenport has returned to take over Fantasy and the Riders are dispatched under the command; 'kill or be killed.' It's a fight to the death war; no surrendering and no prisoners. The flags of Legend and Lore have joined, the Demons are ral...