Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

If I was his Ms. Right {BTS JUNGKOOK FANFIC}

"It never came up to my mind to be with you, to you be my first kiss, and to fall for you. Because I wasn't your Ms. Right,-" he suddenly grabbed my waist that made my body be that near to him. He held my spine and passionately kissed me. "Just, shh... I didn't request any Ms. Right,"

Maybe One Day

Maybe One Day is now published as a Paperback, and E-book with W by Wattpad Books! ***** Hayley Donovan has been in love with Jace Hammond for years, but as they finally begin to grow close, they're pulled apart by the ghosts of their pasts. ...

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

wrong number 》jjk

the text messages between a girl who doesn't care for labels and a boy who is labeled worldwide as the hottest male alive and it all started from a simple wrong number situation READ AT YOUR OWN RISK LOL

The Secret (Watty Award Winner) | ✔️

THANK YOU, Wattpad, for the HQ Love Watty Award! Concept: A mysterious young woman flees from her troubled past only to discover it is impossible to escape THE SECRET that haunts her. *PLEASE NOTE: This story was originally inspired by the movie "Sleeping With the Enemy". ...

A Muslim's Romantic Journey

As a Muslim girl, marriage is one of Safia's biggest dreams. All her life she kept herself pure for her faith and her future husband. Although having never had experienced love, and occasionally doubting whether she will, Safia feels herself growing impatient being single. She then sends her family to search for 'the...

IDHU KADHALA?

Kadhal......verum anbala mattumdha kattapadumana illa......adhukku pala vadivangal irukku........adhu yarukitta eppo poi epdi seranumo appo crct ah poi serum........namma kadhaila vara rithika and ramesh ku epdi Kadhal avanga valikaila vandhu....enna enna anubavangala tharudhunu vanga pakkalam...... #41 in general fic...

உன்னைப் பற்றி உன்னிடமே

உறவுகளை உடைத்து, உணர்வுகளை தகர்த்து, உடமைகளை தொலைத்து, உண்மைகளை மறுத்து, உலகை மறந்து, உயிர்மட்டும் விழித்திருப்பது தான், காதல்!

Married to the Prince of Darkness (COMPLETED)

Amelia Hayden is busy senior at college with no time for boys, parties or fun. This all changes one Halloween night after she accidentally finds herself at the center of a cruel prank that sees her being offered up to the local legend, the Prince of Darkness, as his virginal bride. Believing the urban myth to be untru...