this is genuinely the worst thing i have ever written. if you want to read the remake im doing with be more chill instead of phan go to my ao3 it's shemeanswell :) in the meantime if you want to read this Wretched Thing knock yourself out!!! literally knock yourself out before you make the mistake of reading this plea...
Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing...
"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy str...
Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]
Phil doesn't have a best friend in his life. That is, until Dan turns up at his school. They become close and Phil finds out that Dan has a twin brother, but hates to talk about him. It's not until Phil comes over to Dan's house that he finds out why.
Saw this on Tumblr, decided to make this and see where it went. A rap battle featuring 2009!Dan, 2009!Phil, 2015!Dan, 2015!Phil, Dil, and the Lion.
the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying
Dan is a dancer, but it's his best kept secret. Moving to a new college results in new friends, new hobbies and a new outlook in life; but what does it really mean to be human? A series of strange and seemingly unconnected events unfold that all seem to link back to Dan's mysterious new boyfriend. etcetc phan with ki...
"I was a king under your control" "But I was a slave under your control." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dan is Prince of Evernon, soon to be king. He is trying to choose the right people to do the right jobs and is still waiting for his maiden to find him. Phil is a magician and...
my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)
[completed] two strangers are stuck on an elevator on a rainy monday morning. confessions ensue. ; copyright © 2016
Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?
[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016
Dan and Phil have been married since 2022 now they have a urge to have a baby, there both men so it's physically impossible. They want to adopt, will they be good parents read to find out (Babys age when adopted is 6 months) Highest ranking - #30 in #phan
Phil is awkward lonely bisexual and doesn't think he'll ever find the perfect friend. Until Dan who is awkward depressed, gay and feels the same way moves in next to him.
Dan is a firm believer that love doesn't exist. Not in adults, and definitely not in high school. He detests silly love stories and petty relationships, posing as 'love', and nothing could possibly change his mind in that. But when new student Phil takes an intrest in Dan, he can't deny that he's interested in the boy...
(UNFINISHED)(CLOSED) Phil is just the quiet kid in the back of the class. Dan is the happy kid that everybody knows, but when they become roommates at their boarding school and Dan begins to care for Phil will everything change? Follow this tale as Dan tries to break the intriguing boy out of his shell. Little does he...
[this story is unfinished.] Dan has been having violent outbursts and Phil won't take "I'm fine" as an answer. His outbursts occur more and more every day, and they come to the conclusion that there is something medically/mentally wrong with him. Just one trip to the doctor's office and one diagnosis could change ev...
Phil Lester hasn't had the best past. He was bullied and tormented because of his sexuality and had no friends for a long time. He then moved to London where he met Chris and PJ who help get his life back on track again. Suddenly he's under a spell when 'The Lonely Prince' - Dan Howell walks into the room and smiles...
"Dan and Phil YouTube power couple" ~sir pewdiepie Dan and Phil loved each other and they both knew it, and once they both confess their love for each other nothing can stop them from falling in love, except for a concussion.
Pastel!Dan and Punk!Phil! Phil, a punk, was wildly know for being the type to have sex with a girl and dump her. He didn't care much about his poor image until Dan, an openly gay pastel boy, steals his attention. When they decide to see if they will work, Phil becomes happier than he ever has. However, there seems to...
everything you need to know about d-hizzle and p-lizzle highest rank: #1 in random cover by: @pornhubjoseph
Dan Howell is a timid boy, who always does as he is told. He was once friends with Phil Lester, the 'bad influence' who soon ditches Dan for the popular group in Year 7. After five years of not talking to each other, they're partnered in a project and Phil's wants to win Dan over just like he has with most of their y...
*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.
Part 1 of the infamous series. Feelings appear. Sparks fly. Love rises. Problems occur. Please note: This story is now very old (7 years old in 2020) and I'd like to think my writing has improved since then! There are a bunch of cringey parts and bad writing in here, but enjoy and thanks for reading! :)
