I hate parties. They're loud and obnoxious and horrible cliché - everyone always has to yell and there always has to be drama. This one day, however, my, er, friend invited me to one. I figured I'd lay low, drinking punch and sticking around the people I'm comfortable with. But, as you may guess, it didn't work that w...
WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Tamara N. Dizzle is just your average best-looking girl on the entire planet. However, her diamond-studded world is flipped upside-down when her limousine runs into Brody, the brooding bad boy who lives next door and totally isn't a vampire! After he makes several life threats, the two polar opposites share a passiona...
A whole collection of my mediocre art. Isn't that incredible? Random Updates. Mostly around 10 at once, every couple months
