The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford
"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."
"do i seriously have to walk to the mailbox shirtless every morning just to get your attention?" {lophie} {warning; slight smut, sexual content, you get it} ©loudluke
dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction