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ATTENTION: all of these jokes in here are NOT mine. I don't know who they belong to but all I am saying is that these are not mine! THERE ARE NO BLONDE JOKES!! BLONDE JOKES ARE NOT AVAILABLE HERE. I'm a brunette yet I hate blonde jokes. Enjoy! I am gathering the funniest I could fine. Hopefully you will laugh because...

Billionaire Baby Daddy

Not Edited Completed as of July 23rd, 2018 12:48a.m "Marry me." "Excuse me? I'm sorry, I must have heard you wrong, say that again." "I said, marry me." "No." "It wasn't a question." *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~* A one-night stand that would never be forgotten. She slept with a billionaire. Only Jessica didn...

The Billionaire Heiress

Smart, beautiful, and cool Emma Bontenni has always been a target from the day she was born due to her family's abounding wealth and success it wasn't long before she herself became one of most successful business entrepreneur under 20. Now 18, her parents have decided to keep her safe due to her extreme success by e...

The Billionaire's Wish

A billionaire met a runaway bride. Their first meeting was literally filled with fire and explosion! In an accident where fate and destiny propelled them toward each other. Highest ranking: #1 Chicklit - April 5, 2017 ChickLit ranking: #37 - March 2...

The Billionaire Heir (On Hold until August 30th)

Cadence was a thief from the beginning of time. Leaving her alone but also the most dangerous thief around with her innocent dove like appearance. She is a cheater, a liar and barely making it despite her luck of being able to steal right under the noses of some of the wealthiest men in New York. But that might change...

Abused and Loved

A lawyer saves an abused woman from her husband and ends up falling in love with her.

The Bad Boy Is My Neighbor

The Ex-Wife of the Billionaire

What happens when you see your ex-husband after 5 and a half years. Read and find out

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Funny Jokes

A Collection of Funny Jokes

The Billionaires Son

I smiled again, this time I noticed Nick looking across the table in my direction. His gaze was intense, there was something about it. It was intense, intimidating, sensual, but charming all at the same time. Stop it Tessa. Said my subconscious. You two couldn't even bare to be in the same room with one another a few...

Catch Me

After overcoming a traumatic heartbreak as a teenager, Chloe struggled to grow up and establish her career, but after years of work, her life finally feels like it's back on track. That is, until her ex-boyfriend, Iñigo, shows back up in her life. *...

The Guy Next Door

CAUTION MATURE CONTENT: 18 years or older advised Travis kissed his way down her stomach and pulled both or her hands into one of his when she tried to cover her stomach. We all have scars sweetpea. It makes us who we are and shows everyone else that we have conquered a trying time in our lives. He made his way down u...

The Billionaire's Heir

Luke couldn't stop thinking about Bianca Wilson and the night they'd shared. He wanted to find her so he could satisfy the itch to have her again. But he was a man who always kept it simple with women and made his intentions clear to them from the start. Bedding them more than once only made them feel like there was m...

His Miracle

Now published on Amazon Kindle in E-book & Paperback! After a whirlwind journey to be together, Emily Wentworth and Jake Melvin find out their expecting a baby... At the tender age of seventeen. When Jake is wrongfully accused of murder, a pregnant Emily has no choice but to take the law into her own hands and prove...

The alpha kings little mate

"Tsk tsk Bella, do you wanna make me mad" Zack hissed I shook my head violently. I didn't want another beating today. I'm weak, but I won't give them the satisfaction they want for hurting or touching me. "Well then, take off your shirt bitch and lay down on your back" he said while leaning against the cell bars. I ba...

My Possessive Billionaire

Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has l...

Accidentally on Purpose

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

The Billionaire's Mistress

Jessica Danielle Dawson, or (Jade) for short, is working in human resources in a company. She is beautiful, smart, and intelligent. She is also feisty, so don't mess up with her. Rafael McDonnell or (Rafa) is a billionaire, owner and CEO of McDonnell Enterprises, with a reputation being ruthless, arrogant, cold, dange...

One of the Guys

A girl going to an all boy's school? Alexa, "Alex" Abotts has few options when it comes to getting a decent education. She lives in a town so poor and tiny, it's often forgotten on maps. With a run down school and no teachers who care, Alex's only way out is applying to St.James Academy, a prestigious boarding school...

The Millionaire's Baby

Ariel Greene, an overnight millionaire, wasn't looking for it, it came to her. One night changed her life, and she wasn't prepared for it, but what's even worse is she may have to deal with it all alone. Highest Rank: Romance #15 (Dec. 26, 2015)

The Senator's Son (2016 Watty Award Winner)

College is just like her old life . . . bleak. Surviving it won't be easy, especially when the girlfriend of the guy she's loved her entire life would rather see her dead. So much for that clean slate. Instead she's constantly looking over her shoulder, watching, waiting and worrying. Lucky for Emma she met The...

Mafia Protection (Sample)

Having lived a sheltered life under her father's strict rule, Ella's newfound freedom is tested when she meets Angelo Tomassi, the most well known crime boss in Miami. Despite his duty to marry another woman, Angelo shows Ella a softer side that wins over her heart. She refuses her chance to leave and willingly gives...

Miss Clumsy and the CEO (UNDERGOING EDITING)

Harper Daniels is clumsy. Full stop. A recent graduate, she's starting her career at Brewer Enterprises. What happens when she meets James Brewer, the billionaire playboy? A lot of hot stuff. That's what. Story is COMPLETED. However, as of 18th April 2019, the story will be edited and changed. Slow edits be warned...

Saved By The Boss [COMPLETE + FULLY EDITED]

He's rude, he's arrogant and downright insolent. She's a damaged good with walls built so high it's a surprise even she can see over them. It's almost been a year since Scarlett Valentina has been working as secretary to the suave, sexy billionaire - Jasper Queen - and as her first year draws to a close, sparks...

The Fairy Tale Bride

Miranda Fenster only wants to help her twin brother find his happily ever after with his true love. To ensure her brother's happiness, though, she must beg the Duke of Kerstone to intercede on her brother's behalf. Too bad the duke has other plans for the woman known in society as The Fairy Tale Miss.

Christmas in the Kitchen

Lily and Teddy are both in the same situation: they are alone, with nothing to do, on Christmas Eve. So, they both decide to volunteer at the local soup kitchen, cooking up dinner, dessert, and, hopefully, love, while they celebrate bountiful holiday cheer.