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  • I Speak Fluent Sarcasm
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    Highest Rank: #24 in Humor Aylissa Leeton. The new girl to town. She is a hot blonde haired girl with bright blue eyes. She gets along with everyone. All the boys chase her. But she trusts nobody. Aylisa has a dark, terrifying mystery that stalks her, haunts her like an evil ghost. Will she ever be able to say those t...

  • Sarcasm Only
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    Learn how to be sarcastic. You'll find all sarcastic quotes here.

  • Sarcasm
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    These aren't mine but they are funny and you can use them wherever

  • Sarcasm And Sassy Sayings✔
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    Sarcasm. Comebacks, sarcastic answers and etc.. : Also I skipped number 80-89 and something else and only noticed after publishing.

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  • Sarcasm Book
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    "Find some stupidity around you and I'll follow!" -Sarcasm

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  • Book Of Sarcasm |✔
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    -Sarcastic jokes and lines Cover made by me: Curls_X ...

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  • Sarcasm✔️
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    FUNNY SARCASTIC ONE LINERS. ENJOY✖️

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  • Sarcasm At Its Best!|✔
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    If ya'll are in the mood for a lighthearted cray cray vibe, well jump on the wagon and read on. A book on sarcastic moments almost all of us get one way the other. #2-GAGS #301-HILARIOUS DISCLAIMER Not all material belongs to me. Credit to all their awesome owners. Enjoy xo.

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  • insults nd sarcasm
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    For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you. Ps: don't kill me

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  • sarcasm
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    "Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead" "Sarcasm is how I hug" " I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it." Here : sarcastic comment remarks comebacks are served fresh daily .

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  • Sarcasm 101
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    A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...

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  • TEEN SARCASM BOOK
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    ARE YOU FUCKING BORED OF YOUR LIFE? WELL, YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT PLACE!  THIS BOOK IS AN ABOMINATON OF EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO SAY BUT CAN'T SAY. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE, MY DIARY AND SOMETIMES JUST BRAINFARTS. WE HAVE JOKES, SHORT STORIES,RELATABLES,COMEBACKS,TEEN SARCASM,FUNNY MOMENTS,YO...

  • Slytherin Psychology
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    " Or perhaps in Slytherin, You'll make your real friends, Those cunning folk use any means, To achieve their ends. "

  • Forgotten Memories (Draco Malfoy x Reader) DISCONTINUED
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    "Do you know who I am, (Y/n)?" "No." ~ Draco Malfoy's biggest mistake was falling in love with you, a Muggleborn Hufflepuff. You were everything he wasn't and everything he needed. (CURRENTLY ON YEAR 3)

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  • In The Shadows² ★ Draco Malfoy
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    "Why do you enjoy annoying me so much?" Briar Lupin was sent away by her father to live as a muggle until she was 11, when her Hogwarts letter finally arrives and changes everything. Thrust into this world of Wizardry on her own, Briar meets the infamous Draco Malfoy, and his own life changes too. Chaos surrounds both...

  • Harry Potter Houses & The Zodiac Signs
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    Description of this? Uhm, what do I say? Okay, so, first, it involves the Harry Potter houses. And second, it involves the twelve Zodiac Signs. And this is the lamest description in the history of description, but, what to do! And, eh, I really don't know what else to say. So, spare me the trouble and go check it out...

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  • Slytherin things
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    Random stuff a Slytherin do or think 💭, House chats, Playlists and Fun Facts . A book for All houses

  • People Change | Draco Malfoy x Reader
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    He was falling for you. Now he understood why they called it 'falling' in love. Like falling off a broomstick, it was happening very quickly and the ground was rushing up to meet him, before he had a chance to react or cast a spell to protect himself. The collision would be inevitable and nobody knew how much it could...

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  • Slytherin Pride
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    - I'll be posting some phrases that I found or wrote, and in my point of view represents the best Hogwarts house: Slytherin. - I own some of the quotes, but some of them I found on the internet. - Started: February 4th, 2019. - Already finished, but I may add more.

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  • Draco X Reader
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    Pureblooded [y/n] lives her life unaware of the dangers hiding in her family tree, Friends, Family and a good book are her way out. Let's see how her life at Hogwarts play out 🔔remember the click the star🔔 written 2017, outfits changed 2021 have fun reading xx [y/n] = your name [l/n] = last name [e/c] = eye colour...

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  • Draco Malfoy Imagines
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    1 Million Readers Edition! 5 new stories (ongoing...) to celebrate this milestone!! This is an LGBTQ+ friendly space and I do not support JK Rowling's veiws on trans people. 💞💞 ---------------------- He pulled me back into his chest as I wrapped my arms around him. "I will never leave you." [highest rank #16 in D...

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  • Draco Malfoy x Reader One-Shots
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    A collection of Draco Malfoy imagines one-shots! (No plot, lots of fluffiness) They are very old works of mine and are my embarrassment of all time. Don't expect too much.

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  • 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 | draco malfoy [3]
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    in which everyone grows up a teensy bit more, and a teensy bit more truths are revealed

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  • Draco Malfoy Imagines
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    Just a bunch of Draco Malfoy imagines (I take requests) Some Of these are from tumblr

  • One In A Million {Draco Malfoy x Reader} √
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    Draco Malfoy is the Slytherin King. He has feelings for nobody, and is completely impossible. Enter y/n. Though you do not like Draco, you seem to crack though his shell and bring him into the light. But while Draco gets closer to you, he also gets closer to the dark side...

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  • Spoilt Little Rich Girl - Draco Malfoy X Reader
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    Y/N Moonshine, the great granddaughter of Merlin himself. Her journey through Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry leave people slightly cautious of her, maybe because of her family tree? But Y/N still manages to catch the eye of a well known Slytherin boy, and he doesn't hesitate to get close to the student who...

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  • Daydreams | Draco Mafloy Imagines ✓
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    ⚠ y'all i was fourteen that is a big ass warning for all of these ⚠ Selection of my Draco Mafloy imagines which can also be found on my tumblr, @shysneeze I do not own characters or any of the other objects etc. from the Harry Potter series. All rights belong to JK Rowling but we all know the book was written by do...

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  • 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙨 (𝖽𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖿𝗈𝗒 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋)
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    Your years at Hogwarts were always simple, despite the chaos caused by Harry Potter and Voldemort. As a Hufflepuff, you found it easy to avoid that drama. Despite that, drama seems to find you, as Draco Malfoy and the Dark Lord both seem to take very different interests in you. ~~~ I felt something coarse and dry fa...

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  • Is This Love? (Draco Malfoy x Reader) COMPLETED
    2.9M 65.4K 64

    When you first go to Hogwarts, you're the only Slytherin who hangs out with the golden trio. All the Slytherins despised you for that since they heard about the incident where Harry turned down Draco's friendship and because you weren't like other Slytherins. You never really liked Draco. But as the years passed, your...

  • Draco X Reader ▸ HIS PRIDE | ✓
    3.7M 104K 82

    REWRITING !!! (ao3 gets rewritten chapters first) ❝ we both know that deep down... you're a pushover. ❞ 🌱; WARNINGS ˊˎ- ⇢ enemies to lovers ! ⇢ toxicity ! ⇢ mild swearing ! ⇢ canonical violence ! ━ HIGHEST RANKINGS.˚ › #1 IN READERXCHARACTER #1 IN ROMANCEF...