"Who are you?" the supervillain asks. His breathless voice is surprisingly soft. I slam my hands on either side of him, leaning in so close my nose touches his mask. I'm the taller one. "It's 'Please Don't Kick My Sorry Butt,' but you can call me 'Too late, I Already Did.' " And I have to admit, that one I'm a littl...
❝HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO JOIN YOU WHEN YOU STOLE MY CAR?❝ call it a road trip gone rogue [jeffrey dean morgan x oc] [criminal au]
"two years. i went to prison for two years. i come out to find my girlfriend is raising my baby with another man. i think i like prison better."
