Uta's B̶a̶d̶ Pick-up Lines
***MATURE CONTENT Y'ALL Inspired by @HeartcssSxldier Contains dirty jokes...hah.
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Creepypasta CRACK CRACK CRACK! 2
HEYO, DID YA' MISS THE BOOK?! I MADE A NEW ONE! OF COURSE YOU DID! If you don't know what this is, you have to try the first one ever! Creepypasta CRACK CRACK CRACK! BEN: SHOPPING! *walks over me* Jeff: *is being dragged* Please no help me........ Trenderman: SHOPPIIIIING~! *walks over me* Me: *is trampled* https://ww...
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Marble Hornets CRACK CRACK CRACK!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY CREEPYPASTA CRACK CRACK CRACK! Masky: Oh sweet Jesus, you actually did..... Hoodie: *CLAPS HANDS* Masky: *cries in corner*
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Funny texts
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
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Extremely Short Horror Stories (Two Sentence Horror Stories)
The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways
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Silent Hill: My Story
"I'm normal right ?. It's funny how your completely wrong..." Tracy is only 13, and is still suffering the nightmares of the town that is familiar to her. She never would of guessed after one night of restless sleep, she would awaken to a completely different life.
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Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series)
Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, t...
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The Forgotten
A magical adventure with are six heros that embark on a mission to save there world. Nagora as old as 16 has to take care of her new found family and to stop the wolve up rise to destroy there kind the dragons. Will are six heros save there world or will the wolve success in destroying her new found family and there...
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1000 Ways To Annoy People
Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me...
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Pick-Up Lines, Puns, and More
I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!
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A Different Kind of Essay
Imagine having an assignment due soon... and all one can think about is writing a different kind of essay... That's exactly what my friend did.
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