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Sherkage

A sherkage tale of sherkerning

Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Dem Nipps

Funni stori elert! Sherk an donki was wakin in da woods an dey saw pinaplw. it were poky. sherk piked it up and rubbed it on his nips. Dat why they so star. then, nickolass cage come from lake an twerk on donki. billi ray cirus com from trail an scratch but on tree. this why nepps.

Mai Fas Wen: A Shrek Fanfic

He looked at the sky and his fas twisted into a snarl. He looked at the ground and his fas angered. He looked at the dirt, aminals, and pinaplws, and his fas frowned. Nothing could make him happy. Nothing, that is, except for Obama-Chan. But Obama-chan loved another, one by the name of Shrekpai.

Shrek fanfiction:Fifty shades of green

Shrek is love, I say, Shrek is life. My love for Shrek was bigger than his huge green sweaty. peas. But wut happens when senpai butts in trying to steal my heart? I can't let that happen. I'd obvs die duh. What am I going to do? Who am I gonna choose? Why are there holes in biscuits? When will Sarah Jessica Parker rea...

We need to Trek deeper - A Trump and Shrek Fanfiction

What happens when a ogre meets a hot, sweaty businessman? What happens when swampy green mixes with spray tan orange. What new and exiting colours shall bloom from this exotic, exhilarating fantasy?