how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you

There are thousands more deaths caused by our pet cats than the government would like us to know. The possibility of it happening to you or a loved one is higher than you think. Read this quick guide now to make sure you and your family can maintain a safe relationship with your feline companion! this is some weird cr...

Shrek drowned his dick

A story full of adventures with Shrek This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? Will his minor fight club adventur...

Shrek and Cory Fanfic

Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things

16 (Green Day Fanfic)-SEQUEL OUT NOW

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