golden. [cameron boyce & china anne mcclain]

sunrise: 13/09/19 sunset: 21/10/19 WARNING: THE SECKS AND THE DRUGS ARE IN THIS BOOK. YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN WARNED THANK YOU. ENJOY.

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...