While on a field trip, South Park High School's school bus skids on some ice and falls into the deep caves of the Colorado rockies. With no way out and the driver dead they lose all hope of every finding a way out or getting found. No food, No water, just all of the students are their own little tales as they all acce...
Everyone is obsessed with one thing in this world and that's finding their soulmate. I don't care, as a matter of fact, I don't believe in these tattoos. You love someone for who they are, not because your words are inked onto their skin. This story is a Soulmate AU where your tattoo shows the first thing your soulmat...
As a novelist Tina has no problem creating the trashy love scenes that played out so often in her 'erotic friend fictions' of her teenage years. She knows the formula, the plot, the resolution - guy gets the girl and they ride off into the sunset. Or some variation thereof. Vampire gets the zombie, guy gets the trans...
Kyle and Cartman are both known as the ones to bicker constantly. But underneath it all, they struggle to hide their relationship from everyone else. When their lives take a horrific turn of events, their relationship, reputation, and lives are threatened.