Sarcasm 101

A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but som...

The Dragon Princess

We all know the fairy tale: a princess gets locked in a tower by a dreadful dragon and is rescued by a fair prince, swept away to go live out her happily ever after with a man she just met. Right? Wrong. The dragon was, in fact, the princess's closest friend. So, when the prince brutally butchers the creature, she is...