What does a goat, a green French fry, and a clown chasing you with a chainsaw all have in common?








. . . Yeah, I don't know either. 
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Social-awkwardness? *activated* 

Hey, guys--Jade here! 

I see you've stumbled upon my profile, and it's either because one of two things. 

One: This is a dare, and your only here is get an easy five bucks from your neighbor, Jean. (If so, SUCK IT, Jean!)

OR

Two: You don't have a neighbor named Jean (never met him) and you're actually interested in my profile and/or stories! 

 . . . 

Nah, it's gotta be the first one. 

EITHER WAY, welcome!

Here, you'll find all kinds of stories, from originals to Fandom trash (and PHAN-dom trash *wink, wink*).

And I promise you, I'll make you regret ever reading them :) 

Anyhow, here are just a few things about me (in case you want to fill out your daily stalker info): 

  -	 I'm Human 

  -	 I have an age 

  -	 I live somewhere (in a country)

  AND

  -	 I'm sarcastic (if you couldn't already tell from my username)
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Some other random (not so important) stuff:

  -	 I love to write--the only problem is that sometimes (okay, fine, ALWAYS) I lack motivation :\

  -	 I love to draw

  -	 I love to sing and dance (though, again, I'm not that good at it)

  -	 I once threw a Wii remote at the TV by accident (oops)

  -	 I'm in LOVE with food--we've had been together ever since I was born

  -	 As  you can see, I have WAAAAAY too much free time

 - I watch a lot of anime

  -	 I have a dark sense of humor--don't be surprised when you see that taking over most of my stories

  -	 My #1 pet peeve is feeling nothing but sticky (I. Can't. Handle. It.)
 
  AND 

  -	 I hate bacon, hotdogs, and pre-planning (I know--you thought I was okay until you saw the first four words of that sentence). 



Welp, I've run out of things to say so . . . PEACE! (And have a nice day!)

"I always learn from the mistakes of others who thought it was a smart idea to take my advice."