Straighter than Parallel Parking

❝I think you're more of a goddamn female than I am, James.❞ | ❝Pfft, don't you know? The only thing straighter than me is my parking, Janice.❞ | Copyright © 2015 Sarena Akhter. All Rights Reserved.

Teen Idle

[FKA: Colored Lines] ❝I wanna be an idle teen...❞ This is my excuse to rant and rave about oh-so-fun topics and for you to agree/disagree with my opinions. ~Updated sporadically~

Not all Blondes do Backflips

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all hap...

How to tell you're obsessed with Doctor Who

Love Is...

"Love is..." I explored my brain to find the most suitable word in my dictionary that could fit in the definition I was trying to say; the definition that could make the jerk, sitting opposite me with a smirk on his face, believe in 'love'. "Bullshit?" He offered with a huge arrogant smirk on his face and no matter ho...

Corny Jokes to Lighten Your Day With a Groan

Everyone needs a laugh Everyday, I will add another terrible joke No copyright infringement intended None of the following jokes are meant to offend

Teenager Posts #3

Third book. Don't blame me when you're locked in an asylum..

The Quirky Tale of April Hale (Quirky Series #1)

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March...

Doctor Who Facebook

Daleks were nothing compared to when everyone gets together to talk about the Doctor. (contains spoilers)

Omegle Chats- Doctor Who style!

quite entertaining...yall should tell me if theres certain bits I can put in my Doctor Who fan fiction, The Temptations of a Companion. kk, thanks! ~~Marina

30 Ways To Piss Off The Cast Of Doctor Who *COMPLETED*

If you have ever watched the show on BBC America you know that The Doctor is a very quirky character. Alongside his greatest enemies and other evil foes, I will show you 30 Ways To Piss Off The Cast Of Doctor Who. Thanks to everyone who has read my story :D

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