Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

My Wattpad Love✔️

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

The Living Doll

The Puppet Master and his marionette put on quite a show, but there is more to them that meets the eye.

The Mysterious Girl of Clantania Academy(The missing Princess)

Claire Cassidy doesn't show her face , doesn't socialize with people and always prefer to be alone, these are the reasons why she was branded as the Mysterious Girl. Little did people know that she was more than a Mysterious Girl...Behind the cloth that covers her face, is a face of a Goddess. How could Clantania Aca...

Mint Academy: The school for intelligent

THANK YOU @thehappybutsad FOR THE BOOK COVER SET <3 LOVE IT SO MUCH! <3 #4 in Fantasy #3 in Fantasy

White Academy

[ Date Published: 2016 ] Sa paaralang ito nag-aaral ang mga hindi ordinaryong tao dahil meron silang natatanging kapangyarihan. At tanging Whitenians lamang ang nakakapasok. Paano kung may babaeng lumipat dito na walang nakakaalam kung sino nga ba sya at kung isa nga ba syang mabuti o masama? "Sometimes, the best re...

Charm Academy School of Magic

She is Ariela Davis, an ordinary girl with an ordinary life. Pero dahil sa isang insidente kinailangan niyang lumipat sa bagong school sa gitna ng kanyang Senior year. Sa isang MAGIC SCHOOL kung saan dating nagtuturo ang kanyang Lola. This story is about magic, adventure, fantasy and romance. Welcome to CHARM ACADEMY:...

That Nerd has a Secret (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM)

She's not a gangster nor a mafia. Neither a lost princess nor a goddess. She's not a wizard or a guardian or other magical beings that exist in fantasies. Not an assassin, a model, or a spy. Powerful? Why don't you see for yourself? The title says it all. Do you want to know her secret? Then come and read this. ...

The Building

labing isang magkakaibigan tumira sa isang Building para mag bakasyon but little did they know it's THE Building. similar to the story THORC but different sides ;)

Life After Death (#1)

*HIGHEST #31 IN HORROR* FEATURED + WINNER OF NINETEEN AWARDS + NBR SPOTLIGHTED! Max is in his late thirties, stuck in a dead end job, no wife, no girlfriend and no friends. In the midst of depression, and contemplating ending it all, he is plunged into an apocalyptic world of the undead, but it is in this hopeless wor...

The Intrusion

Are we really alone when we dream? From her apartment in downtown Vancouver, Jordan can see everything. But one evening, she observes a man in the apartment across the street and becomes convinced he is watching her. That night, she experiences a bizarre wakeful-dream in which a dark shadow figure enters her room and...

Three Sentence Horror Stories

{Updates Every Week} Just a few things I picked up here and there to make me go to sleep. Some of these stories would just be one sentence or two. But even simple words can run a chill down your spine. Take note that most of these are not mine. Highest Ranking: #1 in Horror {17/04/18}

Short horror and thriller stories

These short stories of monsters under the bed, demons hiding in the closet or being buried alive will give you spine twisting chills, good luck sleeping again.., Just to let you know this is not fully finished yet but it will be shortly #134 highest ranking

A Small Town

**If you enjoy please consider purchasing the full book on Amazon.com (it is less than the price of a cup of coffee) Link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJ2NZ6GK ** Ding Dong Dell... the Witch is in the well... Reeling from a nasty divorce, Jeffrey "Bax" Baxter heads north to start over. But when his car breaks down in...

Pamana (Completed)

Nangarap ka na ba na sana magkaroon ka ng third-eye? Yung tipong makakakita ka ng mga kaluluwa? Mga bagay na hindi makikita ng pangkaraniwang tao? Mga bagay na hindi maipaliwanag ng siyensiya? Para kasing ang astig no? Dahil ako oo. Inasam ko na sana makakita ako ng mga kaluluwa. Hindi ko naman inakala na magkaka...

Beauty and the beast (V taehyung) ~&lt;^COMPLETED^&gt;~

#43 in fantasy-fiction #158 in fantasy-fiction 29/6/2018 #14 in aromantic 1/1/2019 #85 in fantasyadventure 7/1/2019 #552 in Beauty 22/7/2019 Im a beast. A beast, not a gorilla nor a dog. An horrible freak creature, but walks upright. A fairytale? No way, the time is now, the place is now. Its not a desease, but it rui...

Queen Of Hell

World are full of lies and mystery. Those things drive you to make Worst decision and to hate your chaotic life What will you do?