midnight thoughts
A compilation of short poems and quotes written by yours truly. Highest: #1 in poetry All Rights Reserved © John Schorwinson 2017 Marvellous cover made by @soundthealarm
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My Love/Hate Relationship With WattPad (A WattPad Rant Book)
WattPad is one of those websites that you love and hate at the same time. Well, you mostly hate the books, but back to the point! You hate some of the books. They're just so cliché/cheesy/lame/bad/terrible that you just want to throw your iPad/iPhone/iPod/tablet/computer to the wall. Well, in this book, I'll be compla...
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Zodiac signs
Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*
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Hilarious Wattpad Comments
Sharing my reader's funniest comments! Comment something funny on any of my books and get featured. GET FAMOUS XD
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Funny texts
Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.
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Murder Riddles
Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the...
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100 Puns
[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but...
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My Drawings
Before you look at this, check out book 3 ^^ cedits to @MelodieSnow for cover ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. NO COPYRIGHT. meshfluffystuff©
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Famous Murder Riddles [ON HOLD]
Who loves reading mystery novels? Who loves being a detective? If you do, then this is the book for you! Full of riddles and mystery! Note: None of the content here is originally mine.
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Funny Whisper Posts
** on chapters = may cause offence or be inappropriate. Simply skip these ones if you wish. So there's this app called "Whisper". Here are some of the funniest posts I've seen on it. All rights go to Whisper and the users who posted them. If anyone sees their post and wants me to remove it, please leave me a DM so I...
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WARNING! Fairy Tales
WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc...
