She's perfect. She's beautiful. She's talented, but all the while she is hated. Welcome to the day-to-day life of Mary Jade Sue. When Mary Sue's family and her best friend Justin both move to a new town, and therefore a new school, she finds herself surrounded by hot suitors and the cheerleading queen of the school, a...
because wattpad really needs more diversity. cover by @bitchmafia gifs by @flashingallen highest rank : 553 in humor 520 in random
Wattpad is like a dysfunctional family that seems to have a family gathering all year round... And some of them write stories. What I'm trying to say is that there are many types of people on Wattpad and some of them are pretty funny.
It's just what the title says people. The WTF moments of wattpad and it's writers! And what's also wrong with!
You have strayed to one of the most unknown, and mysterious places in the internet. ... My mind. Welcome to the one place where I can rant about what I want to, and what you want to hear. Be warned, there is some major cussing involved. ^-^ Please don't feel offended. Let the fun begin.
Wattpad; a safe place for young, inspired writers. The only bad thing; some of them can't write. We hear the same one-liners, read the same plots, see the same mistakes over and over. So, here's a safe haven for all of us who have a deep, burning hatred for it all. Welcome to My Wattpad Rants!
Because let's face it: nightmares are far more interesting than dreams. I've decided to keep a record of them as inspirations for my future stories. I am a lucid dreamer after all. So, why not take advantage of it? Nightmare Journal is a collection of short stories based on my nightmares. Each story is one or two cha...
You enjoyed the last book sooooooo much didn't you? You didn't? Too bad. The new, slightly improved, and as crappy-as-ever second book offers up more cringe and even more laughs.
|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She do...
Answer this following questions: 1. Are you a guy? 2. Do you want to become bad? 3. Are you a nerd? 4. Do you want a good girl? 5. Do you want to laugh? 6. Do you want to cry while laughing? (not guaranteed) 7. Have you ever laughed in your life? 8. Do you like food? 9. Do you like GOOD food? 10. Do...
Have to heard of "How To F*** Up a Cliche Story"? Yes? This is the original version of this story. This version is very crap. I don't understand why I didn't delete it. Have fun reading this garbage. Seriously, the remake is better.
Did you ever have the urge to write a cliche story? Did you attempt it? Did you realize that you were gonna fuck it up? Well, I have news for you. I'm bringing tips from all my resources, not that many, to tell you how you screwed up horribly. This also tells you why you shouldn't say, "I'm so average looking," when...
Winter finds herself in a peculiar situation at her new school. It's as if everyone is living a... CLICHE? Join Winter as she figures out how to navigate her cliche world. *** Have to heard of "How To Not Fuck Up a Cliche Story" No? Well go check it out! This book is a parody... in a sense, but in story form. You kn...
introducing dumb fanfiction moments, where i tell you all the moments in fanfics that are just .. dumb. // made in 2013 so if there's any spelling mistakes DONT point them out \\
Just teeth cringing, facepalm worthy, nails on a chalkboard kinda things that I NEED to rant about. If you want humor, honesty, and a place to rant, read this book. If not, DON'T READ... It isn't like I'm forcing you to read it or anything... DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS OR ANNOYING FANFICTION IN THIS BOOK...
A star-faring religious cult has created an army of robotic zealots designed to follow holy scripture. As the robotic menace spreads across the galaxy, it takes prisoners to be 'excommunicated': hooked into a neural simulation of eternal torment. Captain Rolland Barron leads the Sol Federation Starship Excalibur on a...
WATTY 2016 WINNER of the HQ Love Award! With national focus on Islamic terrorism, few noticed when "Domestic Terrorist" Clayton Waagner was added to the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List on September 21, 2001. How did a software developer become the 467th person added to the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List? Why did the FBI make W...
An incredible true story - in 1964 my father, British Javelin champion John McSorley, built a man-size box and shipped it from Heathrow airport. The airfreight was human; his friend Reg Spiers, a penniless young Australian athlete desperate to get home and win back his girl. He was in for the ride of his life; a night...
Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.
These are the stories of the people I have met during my over 20 year career in law-enforcement. They are all true. Some of them are ugly, others sad, but some are hopeful. Some of these people are on paths you can predict, others will surprise you. Whatever the case you will see that we all are a bit closer to each...
(Highest ranking #2 in marysue) [previously titled "marysue roasts"] *warning* If you are a sensitive little child don't read this book, you'll probably end up crying... AND READ MY DISCLAIMER FIRST!! Basically, you can send me whatever you want and I'll do a rating/rant/give my opinion on it:)) but don't worry you st...
***Highest #101 in humor(03/03/17)*** *** #1 in cliches (19 june'18)*** Who doesn't love a cliche? Me. Thus, this entire book will be about those damn cliches you see floating around a sea of wattpad books:) *intensifies* ~Includes~ -cringey mc types -cliche rants -pet peeves of mine -opinions -sarcastic author -the i...
A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says
Based on real stories of true crimes. The chilling details of what the police actually saw and encountered. The grizzly facts and discoveries. The frustrating mysteries. It's all here. Can you figure it out? The victims stories are now in your hands. Help remember them and learn from their tragedies.
Cover by EvangelineDonovan You know what's worse than waking up in a fictional book? Waking up in a fictional book that happens to be a shitty, cliche werewolf wattpad novel. And for sixteen-year-old Calypso Bramer, she's not about to waste this once in a lifetime experience sitting back and watching things go as pla...
