A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Wattpad's Dirty Little Secrets

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family...

Naughty Little Joke Book

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

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ATLANTIS

A #1 Kindle Science Fiction Bestseller This is the first in a six book series. "Spell-binding! Will keep you on the edge of your seat. Call it techno-thriller, call it science fiction, call it just terrific story-telling." Terry Brooks, #1 NY Times Bestselling author of the Shannara series and Star Wars Phantom Men...

Out of the Box

An incredible true story - in 1964 my father, British Javelin champion John McSorley, built a man-size box and shipped it from Heathrow airport. The airfreight was human; his friend Reg Spiers, a penniless young Australian athlete desperate to get home and win back his girl. He was in for the ride of his life; a night...

The Brain is a Mystery, Wrapped in an Enigma

My son doesn't remember. He just doesn't. And yet, before he was even in kindergarten, he could read. I don't understand the human brain...

THE NOSE AND HIS PERFUME

12-year-old orphan, Bunny Spark, and her twin brother, Beau, live above their family's run-down department store in the grim, industrial town of Grayton. A strange perfumer who calls himself the Nose comes to the store to make and sell perfume. Thousands of people come to buy the young man's unusual perfume, which gen...

Hugo and Cordelia (editing)

Hugo and Cordelia, they used to love each other. It's funny how quickly love can turn to hate. It is when the estranged siblings meet again that the fire is ignite, having the ability to scorn them both. Spiritual #49 / Non - Teen Fiction #270

Don't Shoot the Messenger! (Adventures of a Critic)

Want to know what it's like to be an everyday critic in a place like wattpad? Come here, let me show you Critic Land, where we are abused by authors, or given chocolate for our efforts. You can learn tips on how to be a better critic, learn how to be a gracious author, and overall just see through our eyes what it's l...

The Write of Way [Work in Progress, Member Driven]

A different kind of writer's guide. Not an editing guide, not a "how-to-build-a-world-guide"--a compendium of information around the psychology of writing, tips and tricks to make the work faster and easier and the journey of improving your quality and depth of the writing experience. [#13 Non Fiction #51 Short Story...

Have You No Shame? And Other Regrettable Stories

Growing up in white-bread Omaha, Nebraska, Rachel Shukert was one of thirty-seven students (circa 1990) in Nebraska’s only Jewish elementary school. She spent her days dreaming of a fantasy Aryan boyfriend named Chris McPresbyterian, a tall blond god whose family spoke softly in public and did not inquire after his bo...

Children of the Plague

In the darkest corners of lower Manhattan, a battle like no other rages. The city is home to a hidden group of survivors of the nanite plague, and a brother and sister born to defend their race. With a touch that can destroy nanites, Lanni, sister of Alex, is their last chance. Can she save her brother? Can she protec...

Bad Company (Seven Deadly Sins #1) ✅ Completed

Seventeen year-old Eliza Taylor's latest run-in with New York City Police lands her on a bus with a one way ticket to the small town of Blackwater. Unimpressed with being an indentured servant for her cranky and ridiculously ancient aunt, Eliza soon finds hope when she meets Dante, another of her aunt's employees, as...

Windblown Saviour

(Historical Fiction / Action) - Gunslinger: I may be feared and admired, but I call nowhere home. My gun and my skill define my existence. I was born fast, and endless practice has made me the best. For now. A brief rush of adrenaline. Noise, the smell of cordite, and one of us crumples to the dust. This time it was...

The Outrageous Rants Of A Muslimah

A look into my life and the things that drive me crazy. Read my random musings on life and get to know the real PurityInMyHeart on a personal level. This book will include extraordinarily random posts. Be warned. Only rule when reading; don't judge me LOL. I'm only 16 :D

Dead Politician Society

The mayor of Toronto collapses and dies while making a speech. The newspaper receives an email -- a fake obituary that claims credit for his murder. The note is signed by a secret society at a prestigious downtown university. Clare Vengel is given her first undercover assignment: to pose as a student, penetrate the se...

Worst Story on Wattpad ✓

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

The Sad Man. A Dani Lancing Story

Police officer Tom Bevans is nicknamed the Sad Man by his colleagues. As a Family Liaison Officer he is always the bearer of bad news - it is his job to tell the friends and family of victims the fate of their loved ones. But Tom is weighted down by crimes both old and new - haunted by the death of his best friend Dan...