pickup lines for people

I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.

101 Dirty Jokes

The Self-Explanatory Title Is There For A Reason ~ Completed

POSSESSIVE 5: Calyx Vargaz

Calyx Vargaz was a self-proclaim playboy, self-centered and charismatic. He was downright handsome with his beguiling pitch-black eyes and set of dimples. According to a bachelor magazine, he was worth billions and that made women swoon over him... But not all women. Not Etheyl. Etheyl had sex with Calyx. A one-night...

POSSESSIVE 4: Lander Storm

Lander Storm hated the color red. Pinapaalala kasi ng kulay na iyon ang pagkawala ng mga magulang niya. He saw his love one's blood scattered on the pavement and he couldn't erase it from his memories. And then he met the beautiful lady in red dress, Vienna Sugon. Pinigilan niya pero nahulog ang puso niya para sa dal...

POSSESSIVE 3: Train Wolkzbin

Train Wolkzbin eluded marriage for eight years. Hindi siya magpapakasal kahit pa mamatay lahat ng kaibigan niya. Kahit pa magunaw ang mundo, hinding-hindi siya magpapatali sa isang babae. He was enjoying his bachelorhood. Pero mukhang magkaiba ang isip nila nila ni Krisz Romero. Walong taon na ang nakalipas pero pi...

POSSESSIVE 2: Iuhence Vergara

Eight years ago, Iuhence met Mhelanie Tschauder at his mother's birthday party. She was the most stunning and ravishing woman his eyes ever laid on. In just one night, she managed to awaken emotions that only a man who had a heart could feel-apparently, he had none. Eight years later, they met again. The feeling was s...

POSSESSIVE 1: Tyron Zapanta

Tyron Zapanta was a one-woman-man kind of guy. He doesn't do cheating and flings. He believes that a man should only love one woman. The longest relationship he had was three years and still going strong. But, his belief about love was challenged by cupid when Raine Lynn Dizon crashed into his life. Literally. When h...

Baka Sakali 1 (Alegria Boys Series #1) (Published under Pop Fiction, and MPress)

Ang pag-ibig ay parang nagsusugal. Pag sigurado kang mahal mo ang tao, ibibigay mo ang lahat. Ang problema dito ay di mo alam kung may maibabalik paba sayo o wala. Maswerte ang nakakakuha ng higit pa sa inaasahan, pero luhaan ang mga sumugal at natalo. Pero ganun paman, tulad ng sugal, kahit walang kasiguraduhan, mara...

The Psychopath's Diary

Nanay... Tatay... Gusto kong tinapay. Ate... Kuya... Gusto kong kape. Lahat ng gusto ko ay susundin ninyo. Ang hindi sumunod ay... . . . . . . . . . PAPATAYIN KO.

RPW FACTS

This is all about Roleplay world in short RPW. Hope you'll Like it.

I Love You Since 1892 [FanFic ONLY]

Pinakinggan ni Panginoon yung tibok ng puso at laman ng isip ko... At yun ay makasama at tanging babae aking minahal... Ngunit sa baliktad na sitwasyon... Ako naman sa kanyang mundo... Carmela, mahal ko. Andito na ako...

Song lyrics

Just a bunch of song lyrics of all different genres. Comment for more songs you want lyrics for.

His Wife (MaiChard FanFiction)

Isang Babaeng tiniis ang Lahat para sa Kanyang Minamahal After 5 years,Muli nyang Makikita ang Lalaking Minahal nya Ngunit Niloko lang sya.. May pag asa pa bang Magbago ang Lahat??

POSSESSIVE 16: Titus Morgan

Titus Morgan had only three important things in his life. His friends, his mother and the wealth that he was trying so hard to own. Worried by his friend's welfare, pressured by his father's constant reminder of the well-being of his mother and not to mention the dispute between him and his arrogant half-brother...he...

Fcw - Rpw Diary

Mababasa mo dito ang mga Confessions, experiences, hugot lines, quotes o mga story ng mga op ng mga Fictional Character and Roleplayers. ☺ May mga fanservices din dito pero pili lang. At ibang reasons nila kung bakit sila nag-rp. Bakit hindi mo ito subukang basahin at pasukin ang Fictional Charcter World and Role...

Deaf [A One Direction Fanfic] -Amy's Adventures Book 1- #Wattys2014

You know, I've never been the most normal girl. I only have one friend, I'm not interested in normal things, and I live in an orphanage. Yup, I'm an orphan. And just to add on to my fantastic life, I'm also deaf from the accident that killed my parents. On the 9th anniversary of my parents' death, I get the surprise o...

DIARY OF A PSYCHOPATH

Aneesa Ibrahim is an over confident girl who is ambitious, after graduating from studying psychology she thought her dream was going to finally come true by opening her own medical establishment, when her dad decides to marry her off crashing her dream. Abdulrazaq Sambo is a guy who's had little to no emotions at all...

My Possessive Billionaire

Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has l...