dickaphobia ➲ c.h

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

I love you, Bestfriend.

"I love you, Ashton" I whispered to his sleeping face, being careful so he doesn't hear. Quickly kissing him on the cheek, I run away knowing that he can't know, and he will never know. I'm in love with my bestfriend. "Diana?" Ashton's voice stops me. Tears threaten to fall down, but I push them away. "Yes?" "...

Clichéd [COMPLETE]

Sequel to Cliché. In which two familiar people never really want whatever relationship they have left to end. And the other younger two don't know how to start.

Cliché [COMPLETE]

"Take it! Just take it!" I demanded in annoyance, springing my whole body out as I tackled Harry from behind. "For the tenth time I don't want your stupid virginity!"

✔ DRUNK words, SOBER thoughts ✖ hemmings au

Luke's ass sits on a throne at the top of the social chain, but with popularity comes limitations. Don't do this; don't do that; you like which movie? As Luke loses sight of who he is, Ari Quiroz steps into his life. Spunky and loudmouthed, the fearless Filipino teen inadvertently shows Luke what it's like to live lif...

divinity ♱ luke hemmings

"I'm on vacation." "I wouldn't call climbing up from the pits of literal Hell to have sex everyday on earth a 'vacation'." Hell no longer has a ruler, but at least Los Angeles has a new playboy. LUKE HEMMINGS FANFICTION {Lophie} {Warning; this story will contain smut, an age gap, sexual content, very innocent!Sophie...

etc. // hs

" no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin " warning: heavy sexual content and other mature themes

boxer ⋆ luke hemmings ✔️

"And after all the fucking matches, broken bones, ripped punching bags and crowds yelling at me to get up... who the fuck knew that my hardest fight would be you?" • [Contains smut] ©loudluke

Daddy issues || h.s

If you were to mention her name in a locker room, or in a girls bathroom, you would always get the same look and smirk sent in your direction. Because she was an urban legend. Someone people told their younger siblings about when they wanted to brag about how awesome it was to be a teenager. The details and the ending...

Kidnapped by 5sos// Ashton Irwin AU

kid·nap ˈkidˌnap/Submit verb take (someone) away illegally by force, typically to obtain a ransom. Stock·holm syn·drome noun feelings of trust or affection felt in certain cases of kidnapping or hostage-taking by a victim toward a captor. Two, innocent girls are kidnapped by four insane men.

choose | luke hemmings

It's you, May. You're what I want forever. [COMPLETE] achievements: #1 in fanfiction

Rule One// c.h

"You two are so fucking annoying!" I screamed slamming my bedroom door shut. "Back at you sweetheart!" Calum called from outside my room. My brother snickered and I could hear the slapping of hands as they did their signature handshake. I let out a small scream of frustration as I flopped back down onto my bed and pul...

Clickbait • Colby Brock [SOCIAL MEDIA]

@colby_brock started following you.

dentist ⇒ luke hemmings [updating & editing]

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

Shawn Mendes Imagines

Found this guy a while ago. He's kinda cool so here are some imagines. I swear they get better :)

Afraid // Calum Hood

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

Tour bus [Shawn Mendes]

Being stuck with Shawn Mendes on tour doesn't sound that bad right?

vanilla // lrh

vanilla; normal and boring sex. used by more sexually adventerous people kinked to describe the dull sex had by the unimaginative person A. "I got some last night." person B. "Really, how was it?" person A. "Meh, vanilla sex." person B. "Awww. that sucks." a story in which an underground fighter shows a waitress h...

bands ✎ l.h

In which two strangers exchange letters at a music store. au - alternate universe

text mates ; lrh

in which two text mates thought they were miles away from each other but the truth is they're closer to each other than they think . . . © - blxssfvl 2015 [ highest ranking: #1 in short story!!! ]

24 Hours.

Where a naive girl with lots of baggage and a rockstar that can't seem to think of anyone but himself fall in love over the span of 24 hours

texting ♡ afi

in which a girl gets a random text from a stranger named ashton. [lowercase intended.]

broken // l.h

he was broken but she wasn't.

lots of love • l.h

"why did you leave, luke?"

Instagram {cth} (discontinued)

Calum found her Instagram and commented but is that all

Liar Liar- Colby Brock

"What are you watching? I told you to never go on the computers here" Colby said turning off the videos I was watching. "Colby you lied to me. You told me that you were born a vampire. If that was the truth why are these videos of you enjoying life on here" I said standing up abruptly. "I do not need to explain myself...

Instagram // Colby Brock

Scotland James is a 17 year old youtuber and model who grows up on social media. But she meets a boy who changes her life. For the better? For the worst? Well......you decide. Book #1 in Trap House Series

Adopted by Colby Brock

Casey was 10 when she was given to the orphanage. Shes 15 now and is your normal teenage girl who wants to fit in this thing we call life. What happens when her favorite Youtuber adopts her? Find out in Adopted by Colby Brock.

Babysitter ❥ Colby Brock ✔

Where Elizabeth has to babysit her old bully's younger sister. Warning: Mature content, vulgar language, and triggering themes

Car Crash❤ (Colby Brock)

One car crash, with two unexpected strangers, that turns their entire lives, upside down. ❤ However it had saved her life Consists of triggering and uneducated material regarding (TW: ED, SH, etc)