I may be left shark but I'm the right shark for you! A story a left shark falling for a human.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.

You want it all? And you want it now? Players? Vampires? Werewolves? Nerds and Jocks? Rockstars? Princesses? Kidnappers? Falling in love with your best friend? This short story has everything you're wishing for! Come in! Let's play: Spot the cliché! (Attention: Parody ahead. Read at your own risk.)

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

I got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.

The fangirls of Beliebernia have declared war against the fangirls of Directioneria. It shall be a gory war, indeed, and it's up to the fangirls of Lovatica to stop it. ❀ ❀ ❀ "I've heard great things about this book!" – a deaf man. "O-M-G this book was so funny!" – someone with an inability to understand humor. "It made me cry." – a man with no tear ducts. ┍╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌┑ ╎ copyright © believeinmeee ╎ ┖╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌╌┙ READ THIS VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Okay, I'd just like to make it clear that I do not in any way condone anyone taking this idea; even if they switch up the events or use different fandoms because that is still my idea! You can not just change the fandoms and say, "Oh, well, it's different." This was an idea I came up with on my own and I'm quite proud of it. Please do not dishonor my idea and hard work by copying me, okay? Thank you so much to those who read this and enjoy this and leave lovely votes and comments.

The Capitol has noticed a difference in the world. Exactly as Gale Hawthorne once said, people are turning off their TV's. They have stopped watching the annual Hunger Games. Unhappy about this change, the President has decided to change the rules. Twenty-Four stars will be sent into the arena, and expected to battle to the death. These stars are not like the sad little tributes from Panem. These are legends, who have surrounded themselves with fans all across the globe. Twelve teams of 2, 24 in all. Only one comes out alive. Who will you cheer for? Katniss and Peeta? Or someone new to the competition, like Harry Potter or Harry Styles? The Fandom Games have begun. Will your favourite star survive?

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)