roll, roll, roll your joint / twist it at the ends / light it up and take a puff / now pass it to your friend {or the short story inspired by the song 'cigarettes and cush'} STARTED+COMPLETED: 01/06/17
phan // in which two boys who are definitely toxic for each other decide to not care
phan // ȁ̶͙̹̻̫̹̣͈̇̈͊̚r̼͈̱̺̘̖̽́̕͡͞e̴̖̩̗͔͍̋͒̔͆̋́̄͜͡ͅ y͙̼̻̻̫͂͌͛͆͂̚ǒ̴͖̻̠̖͙͍͇́̄̂͘̚u̵̧̳̝̥͙̪̦̼̫̍̇̐̽̋́̈́́̔̆ s̵̥̦͖̰̫̻͔͓̒̀́̀̄̄͗̕͟c̸͔͈̝̙̩̤͓͖̥͌̎̇̏͋̃̾̀͟a̶̧̬̗͇͕̰͇̝͑͛̃͡͝ṙ̮̬̱̮̫̘̥͍̙̬̎̀̉̈́̀̚͞ê̵̡̧̤̘̬̓̄͂̃̍͒̑̚d̷̖͉̖͖̱̮̪͗̾̊̋̈̿͐̐̈̕ͅ,̷̧̛̮̖͕̬̪̯̀̐̉̕ ş̴̰̭͎̙͕͇̈́͋̒̂͞͡ư̴̤̹̬͎̼͑́̈͂͟n̟̩̪͔̠̩̅̌̐͑͝ͅš̥̺̺̳̪̽̈́͂͋͌̍͂h̴̨̡̢̛̤̗͙͆͂͊̅̋͋̕͜i̸̧͓͎̟̲͙̝̩͂̔́̽̐̔̈́̚͘ͅñ...
phan // in which a boy named dan leaves flowers with every step and phil wishes he could grow a garden in his small london apartment
I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16
"why don't you eat?" "i dont want to." - who cares if dan is slowly wilting away and dying of starvation? phil does. who only cares about getting to a certain number on the scales? dan does. - (possible)warnings; mentions of suicide eating disorder(s) self harm swearing { may add more as the story progresses } - cover...
[ SEQUEL TO NUDES ] ANYTHING HURTS LESS THAN THE QUIET ;;; IN WHICH DAN AND PHIL HAVENT TALKED IN AWHILE [STARTED ; JAN. 23, 2017] [ENDED ; OCT. 1, 2017 ]
@PLANTBOYLESTER - HEY NUDES? @SPACEBOYHOWELL - WHAT IS A NUDE? ;;; [started; nov. 14, 2016] [ended; dec. 19, 2016]
Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing...
In which Daniel Howell downloads an app that guides you to "ultimate popularity" as long as you follow it's rules. When the tasks he's given start getting out of hand, he needs to find a way to escape his digital prison.
Working at a bakery has its perks, like meeting the love of your life. *im updating I promise 9/15/2020 Copyright © 2016
You've been connected with a stranger! You both like: space! VenusPhil: Hi (^-^) saturndan: hi VenusPhil: hELLo fELLo sPaCE GEEk saturndan has disconnected from chat •-• WARNING: this was my first book and it's terrible, i'm sorry in advance for the shitpost you are about to read ! you have been warnedヽ( ຶ▮ ຶ)ﾉ!!! •...
first you inspect me, then you dissect me then you reject me. i wait for the day that you'll resurrect me.
Camp Overfell is a two month long escape from the troubling teenage life. At least, that's what the website says. For Dan Howell, it's nothing but an excuse for his parents to get rid of him for the summer, and rightly so. Okay, so maybe he fucks up sometimes. He didn't mean to set the classroom on fire, he was just...
I get ideas. I write them. These are most likely shit because I can't write and I'm an angsty 14 year old attempting fluff.
just when the catipillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly × sequel to 'transgender' {HIGHEST RANKING #3}
my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)
[complete] i want to be there so you don't have to be brave ; copyright © 2017
[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4
[complete] dhizzle : can i call u mine? amazingphil : ugh ; 2009!phan ; copyright © 2018
Kindness glows. • A retelling of my story "The Lucky One" from Dan's POV.
Dan Howell Phill Lester That's everything that's important. (Or: Dan is the weird kid that dresses in pastels and hands out flowers to people for no apparent reason and Phil is the leather jacket wearing art kid who pretends to be immortal through his drawings. Despite the odds, they're best friends, and nobody quite...
dan put up walls that phil had already climbed over. © 2016 -oceanrising
Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltz...
If you're into texting phan, general phan, smut :) , or innocent!dan and fuckboy!phil and major daddy kinks then you've come to the right place
where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5
THIRD BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Dan and Phil are desperate to survive- so desperate that the two decide to become more than just a duo, and bring in whoever they can find to help them get out of this alive. The group is targeted, framed, and attacked by many who want their revenge. They can't sleep, eat, or even b...
SECOND BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES After running away together, Dan and Phil live their life in London, keeping their past locked up. Either way, nothing has changed. In fact, things have gotten worse for the two boys. After Dan pulled the trigger on the gun, he hasn't been the same since. Dan and Phil are now the m...
*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell...