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SOUL-BOUND

An undertale multiverse ship book. This book contains lemons. (However they are HEAVILY story based so if pure x without story is what you're looking for, you came to the wrong place) Also If lemon is not what you are looking for, or upsets you in any way, then leave it's easy. I make many more books than this, I'm...

sanscest lemons

...... ya filthy sinners

'Till The Day I Die [How To Train Your Dragon] EDITED

It's been a month since Dragons and Vikings were brought together, now the only thing left to do is train them. Its close to winter in Berk, putting everyone on edge for food. Hiccup, the chiefs son, also the one that brought dragons and Vikings together isn't worried about the snow at all. He's usually the one to...

Lost and Found: Family

A fifteen year old boy. Skinny, forgotten, alone. No one liked him; he was a natural disaster. He runs away one day, with his only friend, and finds someone he thought was gone forever and someone he never knew even existed! He was lost, and then found. Finally, he felt like he was where he belonged. But was he...

A Change of Heart

Hiccup thought that he was a disgrace, a loser to the village of Berk, and no one would ever believe him. He wasn't a typical Viking. He couldn't carry an axe or impress a girl he admires. Suddenly, he kills a dragon. What he didn't know that there was a curse that the Dragon behold. He changes into the thing that...

The Dragon Prince & Princess

A girl of the village called Gred and a boy of the village called Berk. Both fly away from their homes. She is a shifter. She can turn into any dragon she wants. He is the Prince of Dragons. He has unspeakable powers. What happens when the two are put into the same nest? The nest of the great Bewilder Beast.

Goodbye, Berk *CANCELED*

READ REWRITTEN VERSION HERE: https://www.wattpad.com/542650899-goodbye-berk-~-rewritten-goodbye-berk Hiccup is chosen to kill the nightmare. No surprise there. But when faced with the choice between possibly losing his best friends trust or getting the village to see the good side of dragons, Hiccup decides to say, go...

Run to freedom

Hiccup trains toothless and now he is he's best friend , but when hiccup wins and is going to have to kill a dragon in front of the whole village!. So hiccup decided to take a little vacation forever so he goes to the cove to get toothless and to be on his way, he finds Astrid their and she found out about toothless a...

Secert of the Night

Hiccup, the Hero, the whole isle heard all about him. The way he defeated the Red Death and gained a new life for Dragons and Vikings. One day, Hiccup went with Toothless on an errand by Stoick but during the errand, Toothless accidentally bitten his best friend and transforms him into a Night fury. Fear of this new i...

A Vacation Forever (HTTYD)

Hiccup is devastated, he has been chosen to kill the dragon. But he can't, that would be betraying Toothless, not that he would be able to do it anyway. What would happen if he ran away, never to return? Well that's exactly what he does. And if misfortune leads the gang to his island 5 years later, what will happen? A...

Back In Time (HTTYD)

Hiccup was having a strange day, that's for sure. After all, it's not every day you get mysteriously sent back to the life you lived, 5 years ago. Hiccup (from HTTYD2) gets sent back in time to HTTYD1 AU.

Caught up in strings InkxError

Encre (Ink!sans) Is curious. A new path appeared on the left of the main road. Walking by the road, he doens't know what danger he is getting himself into. But for all I know, he wont be seeing the village for a long time.

Please Tell Me I'm Dreaming

"Mother please" I roared to her "Diamond get out of here NOW" my mothers fiery red eyes turned to me "you are our only chance now go" mother leaped at a nearby man and blew fire at its face. ~#~#~#~#~#~# In the beginning there were thousands of us each and everyone of us with our own unique place in the herd it wasn'...

Found

As a baby hiccup was taken away from Berk for 20 years. No one apart from Stoick and Valka know he's missing or possibly dead or so they think. But when Astrid goes for a walk into the woods after a frustrating day maybe just maybe there is a glimmer of hope. But Berk has been receiving mutable attacks from the outca...

Banished

Hiccup is banished for befriend the Vikings' worst enemy. A dragon. He didn't just befriend any dragon. He befriended the unholy offspring of lightning and death itself. A Night Fury. What will happen next? Does he return? Does he stay away?

HTTYD: The Dragon Inside...

When Hiccup, the Viking that's been hiding a Night Fury for a month, gets bitten by his 'pet', things change. First the restless nights, the extreme hunger for meat, and then something else...

The Dragon Within(HTTYD)

Taken from his home as a wee babe, Hiccup grew up with dragons and was raised by one of the most feared in the archipelago. He is known across the land as the Night Rider and is wanted for the betrayal of his own kind. All Hiccup wants the battle to end on both sides, showing the world that man and beast live togethe...

(HTTYD) To Protect Its Own

Hiccup Haddock the Third was an outcast from his own village, even to his father. When he met Toothless, he felt something he has lost long ago. The belonging of a family. He never thought he could leave Berk. However, when he was chosen to kill the Monstrous Nightmare, his own fears were overcome by something else. ...

The Alpha's Heir

( Okay, need to read my first book before this) Hiccup, my only pup to survive. My baby, the next alpha.

Mysterious Rider

Hiccup was five years old when he was snatched up by a Night Fury in a raid and was never seen again. 15 years later, Berk is on another hunt for the nest, but things go wrong when a storm hits and the Chief, his wife and Gobber are stranded in an icy wasteland. While searching for shelter they're ambushed by dragons...

Dragon Prince

What if Hiccup was taken instead of Valka? What if he was taken by a Night Fury? Find out what he becomes...

Running Away

Hiccup finally gets the chance to kill a dragon. He should be overjoyed but he isn't. Weeks before he shot down a Night Fury and ended up befriending it. Hiccup plans to run away with Toothless to a better life away from the people who ignored and bullied him.

I Deserted My Home

Hiccup can't......he won't kill the Monstrous Nightmare. But when he's pinned down and about to take his last breath a massive explosion happens. Causing the Nightmare to let him go. Toothless has come to the rescue! But how is he going to tell his father about befriending a dragon? Perhaps he should just run away. Ye...

Chief Death and Criminal Geno

An au with Death and Geno and of course Life. Chief Death is a player but he lost his friend along time ago. Will Chief Death stay sad or will he find a new person to be with.

Afterdeath

(Cover made by me, but I don't own the art) Geno and Frisk have been stuck in the save screen for quite sometime now. But what if they decide to visit an AU and meet another bonely friend? ...

Loyal Servant (CrossMare) (BEEN REWRITTEN.) (READ THE NEW ONE I SEE YOU VOTING)

THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN BOTH HERE AND ON MY AO3 "AppleBloomer" Cross was a loyal servant to Nightmare, even proving he would give his life to save his king. Nightmare had plenty of secrets hidden within himself. Until a small fit of rage gave away his true emotions for Cross. Cross had to face Nightmares growing emo...

Why Do YOU Care (Reaper x Geno)

Geno had been in the save screen for a while, now feeling bored of watching the resets over and OVER again. What happen if a person named Reaper came to Geno life? Will Geno be just friends with Reaper or more? Or will Geno hate Reaper? Published On: / /16 Ended On: 10/14/18

Our Love Story "Undertale Sanscest Book" (Cancelled )

Edit: 12/23/20 - A grade 5 version of me wrote this book, and this is cringe. This entire book does not make sense. Please forgive me for that. You have been warned, proceed at your own risk. ~~ Cross has been lonely in the anti-void. Tho sometimes, Ink would visit her. And they would hang out and have fun! But Ink w...