Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the...
in which a boy orders burgers and a girl serves him. book three in the foodie series ☀ lowercase intended ☀
Sequel to: Shit! I'm Sorry! Alexis and Ryan continue their crazy journey together. Literally. He said, "pack your bags, we're getting out of here...tomorrow". What happens when you are suddenly pulled into a travelling madness across Europe, America, Asia and the Middle East? No planning, no map and no sense of what...
"I have a few guidelines for you, but don't worry it's not rocket science: 1. Do not talk too much around me. 2. Do not laugh obnoxiously around me. 3. Do not ask me too many questions. 4. Do not get into any trouble and drag me into it. 5. Do not interfere with my personal life. Do you think you can do thi...
❝ Will you save the world or go to work? ❞ ❝ It's the same thing to me. ❞ In a hidden continent where villains exist, crimes happen as often as it rains, but with superheroes to stop them before they get what they want, life couldn't get easier for the normal people. In the midst of these places lies Falienn City, als...
"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ...
“It is just a matter of time; it’s either you or me who goes first.” It was coincidence that led two unlikely individuals to become best of friends. Meet Rio Black, a guy who gave up on life and Ashlee Reed, a girl who strives to live the best of her life. Running on limited time, completely opposite in personalities...
[Third Book in The Snacks Trilogy] ❝Hello, can I ask you a question?❞ ❝Um-❞ ❝Great! What do you think of gravy flavored bonbons?❞ When Felix gets a call from a unknown number, it turns out to be a girl with a crazy business idea. What exactly is the result of a business idea? Highest Ranking: #44 in SS ©feelthenirvana...
"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]
❝This is IKEA's help center speaking. How may I help you?❞ ❝My testicle is stuck.❞ © sonderingly
"Hey, Dr.Greene, could you reschedule m-" "Uh, last I heard, my surname wasn't 'Greene' and I wasn't a doctor. Either you've got the wrong number or my IQ grew loads in the last few seconds and landed my lazy ass a job-" "Look-" "Secondly, what kind of person has a colour for their last name? That's genuinely sad and...
[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regarding the Pickled Onions I bought from your company. I was wondering-❞ ❝Er-❞ ❝Well, my sister is pregnant and she's been craving Pickled Onions and so I...
"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well...
sequel to Mailboy, second book in the Paperweight series. - - - ❝She never told him that every time she uses green paint, she sees the color of his eyes and she either wants to drown herself in it or set it on fire.❞
in which a girl orders chinese food from another girl and eats it. book two in the foodie series ♀lowercase intended♀
"Hello, this is The Mini Cafe. How may-" "Omg Linda!!" "What?" "Who are you and what did you do with Linda?" -------- It all started with a simple phone call. *Cover made by the amazing @JaneConquestBackup
❝Finally, someone answered.❞ "Uhm, you've been calling for the past three minutes. What the heck do you want?" ❝Isn't this the famous 'Love Line'─wait, who is this?❞ "No, it's not, you idiot. Now stop calling." ❝So... you're not looking for a partner?❞ ❝... hello? sigh... she hung up on me.❞ in which he asked for a ho...
Arianna Reed is a girl that has had a rough life. She learned fighting at a young age, both mentally and physically. She used boxing to cope with dark thoughts, memories and loneliness. She runs away and starts a new life at a new school and meets new people. But, that isn't too easy when a certain boy in the "bad boy...
Follow the journey of Hiro as he travels across unknown lands trying to make peace in a war zone and reclaim his lost soul.
