The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.

101 Ways To Kill A Cat

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this...

Warriors: Clockwise

Hero pretty much has this whole life thing figured out. Ever since he was a kit, he has had the astounding ability to find any object, item, or creature that he sets his mind to. He spends his days sleeping on the sunlit window of his two-leg partner's workshop, and his nights out prowling the city on the hunt for d...