Two Homophobic, Hypocritical Assholes (Donald Trump x Mike Pence Crack-fic)

Trump is a fucking asshat bitch-ass heartless bastard nasty pumpkin-lookin-Oompa-Loompa-ass motherfucker, and so is Mike Pence. Thus, this gay fanfic was created. Mike Pence is a fucking bag of assholes, cocks, and twats and supports Electro-Shock Therapy to turn gay people straight, which is really fucked up. And we...

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...