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  • Sadness
    6.4M 350K 200

    Filled with sad sayings and quotes. Warning: you'll probably feel sad. Read at your own risk **None of these quotes/sayings are written by me unless stated otherwise** ☻ I'm always here if u need someone to talk to, just message me :) [Highest Rank in Poetry: #1 as of 12/9/2016] ♚♚♚

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  • anorexia ⇨ l.h. [completed]
    396K 8.1K 38

    "she hasn't been eating, and it's starting to worry me."

    Completed   Mature
  • Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
    6.9M 325K 84

    Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

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  • Ten Reasons Not To Die
    6M 433K 12

    "Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

    Completed   Mature
  • Suicide Helpline
    2.3M 181K 173

    ❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." ...

    Completed   Mature
  • 50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
    351K 18.2K 50

    WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***A...

  • 50 Ways to get Kicked out of Jayfeather's Den
    388K 18.5K 50

    ***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained...

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  • Warrior Cats: Striped savage book 1
    373K 10.6K 56

    Runningkit, Goldenkit, and Volekit are destined for a great change in the clans. The kick off to a series of epic proportions, transforming the expectation of those around them. Starclan has their wise eyes cast towards these three kits, and their lives shall unfold willingly or by force of the universe around them.

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  • Adopted
    3M 96.3K 34

    Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56

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  • Murder Riddles
    2.5M 85.9K 197

    Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the...

  • Reedstar's Selfishness (Zombie Warrior Cats)
    157K 6.1K 51

    *thoroughly editing* Reedstar once had a terrifying dream of flesh-eating cats surrounding him as a kit. He thought nothing of it until the day he met one face to face. His selfishness drove him to kill others for the sake of himself. Flesh-eaters loom around every corner of the territories in SpiritClan, DarkClan and...

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  • One-shots [Crush x Reader]
    4.7M 137K 144

    A collection of one-shots with your crush. I'm sure we all have daydreamed about adorable scenarios with our crush at least once in our lifetime... well, more than once. Immerse yourself in a book filled with scenarios - fluffs, limes, and angsts - of you and your crush. Sit back and relax with some food - happy readi...

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